Today, after shopping alone at a grocery store, I was taking my groceries back to my car when a kid grabbed one of my bags and ran. Deciding not to risk leaving the rest of my groceries stranded, I didn't chase him. Later, I realized that was the bag my credit card was in. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the grocery store, but once I'd filled my cart, I realized that I'd forgotten my wallet, and because I'm not the sort of animal who just dumps stuff in random aisles, I had to awkwardly put all my items back on their shelves. FML
Today, I realized I'd lost my wallet when paying for groceries. I had to put all the items back and leave the store feeling so embarrassed in front of everyone. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, I saw a woman drop her wallet in the grocery store. Being a good citizen, I sprinted after her to return it. She heard me running, panicked and took off. I ended up chasing her through three aisles saying, “Wait! I have your wallet!” Security got involved. FML
Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML
Today, I stopped at a supermarket after work and put my reusable bags on the counter while I paid. When I got home, I realized I'd left the bags at the checkout. I went back, and they were still there. Nobody had touched them. I felt strangely lucky and embarrassed at the same time. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping when I left my cart to grab an item. I returned, and started pushing the cart again. Halfway through the store, a furious lady confronted me, demanding her cart back. I had to walk back in shame to find my own actual cart, which was now nowhere to be found. FML
Today, I went to the supermarket to buy my weekly groceries and only realized after a long queue at the checkout, then having the cashier scan my entire cart, that I'd forgotten my purse. I had to leave everything behind and walk out empty-handed, while everyone in line behind me gave me dirty looks. FML
Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML
Today, I accidentally left the store with a bag full of groceries without paying. I realized this halfway to my car when an employee chased me down, thinking I was a thief. Turns out, I had spaced out and walked out during a fire alarm drill. FML
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pdp_fml 21
I agree. Your life sucks. Never put your crdit card in the bag with your groceries.
jibber_jammer 0
really? your credit card should be in your wallet or in your hand or in your. pocket heck even keep it in your underwear but don't ever leave it unattended. totally deserves it
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mrahhhhh 21
That kid must have failed the GOAT and became a criminal because there was no awesome job for him like the one I got: Vault Loyalty Inspector. Plus 4 internets if you get the above reference.
allmidnighteyes 11
Hopefully he doesn't buy $80 of Glee songs with it.
mariazzz 5
hahahaha
juwood 7
Is that supposed to be a play on the popular "I'm a chargin mah lazer".?
HeavyMetalViking 0
It's been a long time since I've seen it, but I'm guessing fallout?
Tcaret300 12
lol fallout 3
callofduty4life 0
What kind of dumbass puts their credit card in one of their grocery bags? I hope the kid goes overboard on your card.
boygeorgebaby 0
fyl op. but you were right not to leave the rest of your groceries. next time, carry your card in a wallet or purse. for now just cancel the card and see what happens. srry op.
starwind3438 9
YDI for not putting it back in your wallet like normal people do.
regsworld11 2
what IDIOT puts their credit card in one of the grocery bags? sorry OP but that's dumb.
mrahhhhh 21
Fallout 3 actually. But close enough. Here's those four internets. Also, stay away from Butcher Pete. He's got a long sharp knife! (another inside joke on Fallout 3 for those of you who unfortunately haven't played it)