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By slim_breezy - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had to rush my son to the ER after he ate a poisonous plant. He said the plant looked like one in Skyrim and he thought he'd get super powers from eating it. FML
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theoldman 22

I used to be an adventurer like your son. Until I took an arrow to the knee.

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epost1 13

I'm not to proud to have a similar experience

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Hybricide 8

You need to teach your son the difference between fantasy and reality. Kids like this are why people think violent video games turn kids into killers.

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straymondar 10

That would be a situation that I would call "natural selection"

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Brandon1000 10

I thought at first he was about 4, but reading the skyrim part now I am worried....

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OnlySkyrimStays 11

Yeah, technically tomatoes are part of the nightshade family. Any part but the actual tomato is poisonous.

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sam00v 8

Thank you. As are peppers, eggplant, and a few other commonly consumed items.

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UnicornsForKurt 7

This is hands-down the best FML I've ever read. Skyrim is life though, so I can see your son's reasoning.

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neobz 9

well i guess he didnt play it long enough to,k,ow that some,plants give u some,good but mostly bad side effects

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EnderNutt 16

Let me guess... Someone stole your sweet roll?

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daidax_238 26

Maybe our moms were right... Maybe it is 'cause of that damn Xbox...

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zeldah_fml 12

At least he didn't take a suspicious mushroom to grow bigger.

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