slim_breezy
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Los Angeles, United States
Genius
Today, I had to rush my son to the ER after he ate a poisonous plant. He said the plant looked like one in Skyrim and he thought he'd get super powers from eating it. FML
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theoldman 22
I used to be an adventurer like your son. Until I took an arrow to the knee.
epost1 13
I'm not to proud to have a similar experience
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Comments (71)
Hybricide 8
You need to teach your son the difference between fantasy and reality. Kids like this are why people think violent video games turn kids into killers.
straymondar 10
That would be a situation that I would call "natural selection"
Brandon1000 10
I thought at first he was about 4, but reading the skyrim part now I am worried....
SecundusSecunda 27
At least it wasn't Nightshade
sam00v 8
You mean... tomatoes?
domolovesyoshi 33
What?
OnlySkyrimStays 11
Yeah, technically tomatoes are part of the nightshade family. Any part but the actual tomato is poisonous.
sam00v 8
Thank you. As are peppers, eggplant, and a few other commonly consumed items.
UnicornsForKurt 7
This is hands-down the best FML I've ever read. Skyrim is life though, so I can see your son's reasoning.
neobz 9
well i guess he didnt play it long enough to,k,ow that some,plants give u some,good but mostly bad side effects
Krovels 10
stupidity increased to 80
EnderNutt 16
Let me guess... Someone stole your sweet roll?
daidax_238 26
Maybe our moms were right... Maybe it is 'cause of that damn Xbox...
zeldah_fml 12
At least he didn't take a suspicious mushroom to grow bigger.