slim_breezy
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Los Angeles, United States
Genius
Today, I had to rush my son to the ER after he ate a poisonous plant. He said the plant looked like one in Skyrim and he thought he'd get super powers from eating it. FML
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theoldman 22
I used to be an adventurer like your son. Until I took an arrow to the knee.
epost1 13
I'm not to proud to have a similar experience
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SillyGiraffe 17
Assuming your son was a teenager, FYL. If your son was a young child, why the hell are you letting him play games like Skyrim that are rated for mature audiences?
LadyIrene 21
Your son is a special little snowflake isn't he..
amileah13 26
Video games have ruined this generation.
Saikon1357 25
People failing to actually parent their children are ruining every generation.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Video games have been around since the mid-to-late 20th century, so by your ****** up logic, they ruined those generations too.
GoddammitHoward 4
Video games are not ruining this generation. Ignorant people with access to videogames are.
PePziNL 20
Did your son take Skooma?
ThatChamorro 17
Was it a deathbell?
Mathalamus 25
i drank foul standing water more than a decade ago. nothing unusual happened. but it did taste foul. i was a young little idiot.
ohthebloodygore 16
Was? Why are you speaking in past tense? You ARE an idiot and clearly the water caused some harm.
ClitasaurusRex 3
Welp... your son gets the Darwin Award for his monumental stupidity.
samwilliams800 28
Unless your son is a young child or developmentally disabled, his lack of common sense won't show kindly on your parenting skills.
False_Stupidity 42
An alchemist he is not. I am very curious as to which plant it was and which Skyrim plant he thought it looked like though.
colek56 13
That's what happens when you let your child be raised by video games
GoddammitHoward 4
Letting your kid play a videogame is not "letting them be raised by videogames". I'm sure if he was copying a tv show you wouldnt care as much. Kids copy everything not just videogames.