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By slim_breezy - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had to rush my son to the ER after he ate a poisonous plant. He said the plant looked like one in Skyrim and he thought he'd get super powers from eating it. FML
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theoldman 22

I used to be an adventurer like your son. Until I took an arrow to the knee.

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epost1 13

I'm not to proud to have a similar experience

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SillyGiraffe 17

Assuming your son was a teenager, FYL. If your son was a young child, why the hell are you letting him play games like Skyrim that are rated for mature audiences?

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LadyIrene 21

Your son is a special little snowflake isn't he..

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amileah13 26

Video games have ruined this generation.

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Saikon1357 25

People failing to actually parent their children are ruining every generation.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Video games have been around since the mid-to-late 20th century, so by your ****** up logic, they ruined those generations too.

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GoddammitHoward 4

Video games are not ruining this generation. Ignorant people with access to videogames are.

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PePziNL 20

Did your son take Skooma?

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Mathalamus 24

i drank foul standing water more than a decade ago. nothing unusual happened. but it did taste foul. i was a young little idiot.

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ohthebloodygore 16

Was? Why are you speaking in past tense? You ARE an idiot and clearly the water caused some harm.

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ClitasaurusRex 3

Welp... your son gets the Darwin Award for his monumental stupidity.

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samwilliams800 28

Unless your son is a young child or developmentally disabled, his lack of common sense won't show kindly on your parenting skills.

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False_Stupidity 41

An alchemist he is not. I am very curious as to which plant it was and which Skyrim plant he thought it looked like though.

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colek56 13

That's what happens when you let your child be raised by video games

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GoddammitHoward 4

Letting your kid play a videogame is not "letting them be raised by videogames". I'm sure if he was copying a tv show you wouldnt care as much. Kids copy everything not just videogames.

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