slim_breezy
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Los Angeles, United States
Genius
Today, I had to rush my son to the ER after he ate a poisonous plant. He said the plant looked like one in Skyrim and he thought he'd get super powers from eating it. FML
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theoldman 22
I used to be an adventurer like your son. Until I took an arrow to the knee.
epost1 13
I'm not to proud to have a similar experience
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Iamskynet 18
and the worst parenting award goes to....
LennyComa 39
If he thinks eating plants will give him super powers he is too young for Skyrim.
ohSNAPyall 27
Which plant do I eat to get those Mario fireball powers?
bsshooter 14
bet it was nightshafe
Beautymarked 12
Tell your son that the Earl of Whiterun(or whatever region he is Thane of) still thinks he's the best Dragonborn out there.
Joseph24689 14
"It's scary out there. You'll need this."
FuckThisLogin 32
What a dumbass, plants in Skyrim don't give you superpowers.
Aura_Borealis 21
haha on my gosh what plant was it? fox's glove?
Alskenatv3 1
From what I can tell your kid thinks this certain plant can grant him super powers, now I don't know which one would do that other then the briarheart, and I don't know if that is even a plant in real life..
OnlySkyrimStays 11
Ingun Black-Briar, is that you?