slim_breezy
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Los Angeles, United States
Genius
Today, I had to rush my son to the ER after he ate a poisonous plant. He said the plant looked like one in Skyrim and he thought he'd get super powers from eating it. FML
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theoldman 22
I used to be an adventurer like your son. Until I took an arrow to the knee.
epost1 13
I'm not to proud to have a similar experience
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Comments (71)
Chakiato 11
If he's young enough to think that's a good idea he shouldn't be playing Skyrim
finalyearsofhate 22
how old is your son?
KestrelGirl 15
Question is, how old is he?
Nthabz 8
I think the difference between 'you deserve it' and 'your life sucks' lies in how old your son is...
alex_gen 39
That kid is going places.
lux0rd 18
Ya. The hospital by the sound of this story
tiptoppc 21
Or the morgue, if he’s dumb enough to wait to see if powers materialise before seeking the shaman, err… a parent and a doctor
NostalgiaFreak9 43
If he's old enough to play Skyrim, then he should be old enough to know that that's a bad idea.
Wellduh59 2
Well, in all fairness, the game is rated M meaning you need to be (supposedly) 17 or older to purchase. It's then up to the parent to monitor if the child is mature enough to handle it....
Vectrik 9
I'm currently playing Skyrim...
kimeatszombies 22
I was also playing skyrim when I read this.
BLARGTEHTACO 20
Did it look like Nirnroot?
dontknow1 19
Well you have to look at the bright side, skyrim is a great game.
ConfusedCat 11
Wouldn't have been. Nirnroot has a distinctive noise.