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By slim_breezy - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had to rush my son to the ER after he ate a poisonous plant. He said the plant looked like one in Skyrim and he thought he'd get super powers from eating it. FML
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theoldman 22

I used to be an adventurer like your son. Until I took an arrow to the knee.

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epost1 13

I'm not to proud to have a similar experience

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Fireant_man 6

The son is 45 years and and lives in the basement. Maybe sweatpant guy of Big Bang theory

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Attacksloth 33

"Your alchemy skill has increased"

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MogarTheAmazing 3

This is bullsiht! You don't get any powers from eating plants in Skyrim!

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kimeatszombies 22

Oh man, did he think it was a nirnroot????

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RogueWarrior869 23

How old is your child? I'd also suggest a talk about making sure he knows the difference between fantasy and reality with some things in games so you don't have another experience like this again in the future. Well wishes to you both.

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landofconfusion2 8

lets hope he don't play GTA

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