Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally called the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explained that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excused herself, never to return. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I went on a date with the world's biggest lightweight. She got blind drunk on wine before dessert, and slurred, "You look like... like a black... blueberry." Amused, I said, "You mean a blackberry?" She stared at me for several long seconds, confused, then passed out. Check please. FML
Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in, in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It's the Pokémon theme song. FML
Today, I had to explain to my friend that a blue raspberry is not a blackberry, and that blue raspberry is an artificial flavor, not a fruit. This explanation took much longer than it should have. FML
Today, I went on a date to the zoo. I soon found out that my date had eaten several hash brownies before entering. FML
Today, I went on a date. Met the guy at the restaurant, everything seemed to be going OK, but then he spent the entire dinner talking about Pokemon GO, and wouldn't let me say a word. He suddenly stops talking, gets up, says he, "doesn't feel a connection" and leaves. I had to pay the bill. FML
Today, I went on a date with a fun, attractive girl. She ordered off the kid's menu, drowned her food in ketchup, and said my burger with blue cheese and bacon was disgusting. FML
Today, I ended up in the hospital by accidentally eating poisonous berries, from a plant that I've known since childhood to be poisonous, which I also recognized as belonging to the nightshade family. I still don’t understand what made them look tasty. Brain fart of the century, I guess. FML
Today, I went out on a date with a cute girl. Everything was going great, until the food arrived. She not only shoveled food into her mouth like it was going to run away, she also smacked, sucked her fingers and laughed out loud with her mouth completely full. It was like dining with a 5-year-old. FML
Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML
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rikitsumiatsu 11
If she doesn't respect pokémon she doesn't deserve respect.
alexhaz64 4
You're better off this way. You need someone who can appreciate Pokemon!
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Comments (159)
GraphicAustin 8
Wow what a bunch of nerds all of you people supporting this loser because of your Pokemon addictions grow up you are children anymore
kenjenkei 32
Let's make a deal. You stop insulting random people over the internet in an attempt to feel better about yourself and learn to formulate a grammatically correct sentence, and I'll stop playing pokemon. :)
BuchiNeko 14
If a guy said that while I was on a date with him I'd be so excited lmfao. She sucks.
KeepItTrill 7
Pokemon is stupid. Why does everyone play it?
fivehuskies 6
YDI for liking Pokemon at your age.
AdmiralBender 9
Anyone who thinks liking Pokemon as an adult and say its 'childish' can you please kindly screw off. We don't need your negativity here.
Solano2580 24
pokemon needs to die soon, it's too overdone (I like pokemon, but it's getting old) also YDI
TallMist 32
Yes! How DARE the OP make a reference to something he likes! OP so deserves it! (Sarcasm)
Umbreon_Princess 12
any woman who doesn't respect or understand Pokémon isn't worth it (she says as she sits on her bed playing Pokémon)
Cathrin 26
Wow. Even if she wasn't a Pokemon fan, that was way too harsh of a reaction. FYL
catchingzzzzzz 10
I would so have stayed
kakabloom 9
Dude, there are so many girls that love Pokemon, you'd be surprised! Go out there and find one that appreciates your humor!