Today, my grandparents visited. My grandpa kept getting off the couch and walking around to "stretch his legs." He kept kicking out my computer's network cable and messing up my game, smirking each time he did it. When I complained, my mom told me to shut up and show some respect. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, my parents moved my senile grandpa in with us, but he keeps yelling at me for gaming and sometimes just switches my computer off. This is my house, not theirs. I work remotely, I’m not gaming, and their unemployed asses can’t even watch him closely enough to keep him out of my home office. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML
Today, I decided to spend a few days at my grandma's house, to help her clean the place up a bit. So far, she's given me a "no masturbating under my roof" talk, used multiple racist slurs, and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML
Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML
Today, my parents said that we're never going to see our grandparents again because my grandpa hit my asshole little brother with a belt for calling him a boomer. I love my grandparents so much but my parents won't listen. FML
Today, my parents threw a hissy fit calling me ungrateful and disrespectful for wanting to do laundry and clean at home, instead of going out to their friends' house for dinner. They also disconnected the Internet to punish me when they left. I'm 20 and visiting home on a college break. FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I hosted a family game night with her grandparents and her father, who was bringing his "friend" who he'd been dating for a couple of weeks. It was my mom. FML
Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML
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ammyjustine07 1
you're mom is right, if your grandparents are visiting, you should be visiting with them not playing a freakin computer game
hatesfate 6
Grandpa owned you
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Comments (227)
tristonien 0
Minecraft!!!!
KiddNYC1O 22
You have army veterans and you have troll veterans...
hateevryone 15
So stupid
mreilly 2
It's not 1998 get wireless.
Tempest559 12
Old people suck!
coried91 28
The "old bag" was OP's mom, not grandpa.
durkagihad 12
Go kick it with him, you'll regret the times you neglected once he's gone.
Dearthairclann 7
Respect should be earned. If this is the kind of passive-aggressive shit his grandfather pulls all the time, I can understand OP's reluctance to spend time with him. On the other hand, tattling to mommy instead of handling the situation himself just shows that he is just like his grandfather.
BostonZebra 7
You should probably listen to your mom and stop being rude. It's very rude to ignore people that are visiting for your computer games. Relatives or not, rude is rude. Grandpa could have handled it better himself, but he's probably got the same mentality my Grandmother had. "I'm old and I can do what I want!" :/
Haldami 2
Maybe his grandfather should show some respect. Just being a grandfather doesn't give him the right to be an asshole. I hate when people say you have to respect people who just abuse their authority.