Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML
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Today, I discovered that last night, my son snuck downstairs at 3am, drank two glasses of my very expensive wine, threw up on his bed, and then slept in his own vomit. My son is 14. FML
Today, I found out that my 16-year-old son bought a huge amount of grape juice, because he thought he could store it under his bed and wait for it to turn to wine. FML
Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML
Today, I walked in on my son holding a lighter to the end of a pen and sniffing the fumes. Apparently he thought it would get him high. FML
Today, my 13-year-old son discovered Axe. Axe shower gel. Axe shampoo. Axe body spray. All at once. FML
Today, as I was about to leave for work, my 16-year-old son stumbled home in nothing but his underwear and pink cowboy boots. He threw his hands in the air, yelled, "BOTTLE SIP BOTTLE GUZZLE," promptly threw up and passed out in it. FML
Today, while searching for the pungent odor that has been lingering in my son's bedroom, I discovered various types of juice my son has been "storing" to make wine. FML
Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML
Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML
Today, my son tried my great-grandad's 90 year-old whiskey, didn’t like it, and poured it all down the sink. When I confronted him, he confidently told me it was nasty and must have expired, so he did me a favour and poured it away and washed the bottle. I had to walk away and remind myself I love him. FML
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josh7279 7
Wow your son is that desperate?
Mike09220 14
Natural selection.
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Comments (126)
rc89 9
in the uk tge drinking age is 18 and many parents I know mine did let their children have a glass of wine with dinner and have the odd drink for special occasions from the age of 14 and looking at the culture over here the children who are allowed to have the odd drink dont go out and drink to excess or end up in hospital or become a burden for local police forces
BadddWolf 10
You should probably hide the glue.
sinekt 9
It HAD to be USA... hahahahaha :))))))
babyblueyes 27
That's a winner you've raised there!
Caelophile 8
At least it was aftershave. Nobody like a ragged-looking drunk.
Greenteamextreme 16
..... I think he's broken lol.
worldclassrager 39
Well the alcohol can achieve that possibility...at least you didn't walk in on him trying the rubbing alcohol and tampon trick...
polkadotty4 7
Knew this should of made it :) moderated this!
xRezSynn 15
Teach him well, mother.
johnpaisley 6
Tell him to go to a library there is probs a guy dealing behind there
8born8 18
WTF? JUST. NO.