Today, I decided to bring down a very old fan from the attic. I plugged it in, and as soon as I turned it on, tiny spiders were blown all over my room. FML
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Today, I opened a window that had been shut for a couple of months. As soon as I did, dozens of tiny baby spiders blew in with the breeze, and dispersed in my kitchen. FML
Today, I was reaching into the floor vent in my toddler's room to retrieve some toys she'd dropped. What I found instead was a clump of large dead spiders. FML
Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML
Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML
Today, I took a box of Halloween decorations down from the attic. Inside, were a bunch of fake spiders. I emptied the box onto the floor and the "fake" spiders crawled all over the living room in opposite directions. FML
Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML
Today, I got out our electric fan because it was very hot. A cockroach crawled up behind the frame on the fan and fell into the gap of the frame. It got itself killed by the rotating fan, and had its blended flesh sent flying all over my white polo shirt. FML
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
Today, someone put a whole packet of glitter on the blades of my ceiling fan. Too bad I only noticed when I turned it on. FML
Today, I woke up to the rickety old ceiling fan above my bed crashing down on top of me. I'm fine, however I am now grounded until I can buy a new ceiling fan to replace the one I "broke". FML
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asnakelovinbabe 16
How cute. I love spiders! Seriously though. Don't be too worried. The spiderlings will mostly out-compete one another for food and even eat each other in the process until there are only some left. Also, in their current size, they can't do a damned thing to you even if they were a toxic species, which is highly unlikely anyways.
Flowtastic 16
After it being in storage, for who knows how long, cleaning it first didn't seem like the proper step?
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Comments (77)
LuapMere 11
Set your room on fire.
Mauskau 35
So you could've also had dust and cobwebs fly everywhere, but that apparently didn't cross your mind as you didn't think to clean it first. I gave mine a good clean after getting it out of the garage, it was filthy.
kelsorg 21
you had all that time to bring it down from the attic and didn't even look at it?
Queen_of_Night 20
Welp, time to set the house on fire...
SofiaM0517 8
OMFG, BURN THE HOUSE DOWN
buckdharma 37
And the children of Arachnia fulfilled a prophecy, that Lo, they would be thrown to the earth and perish. To not be tempted by a happy Med. But to wait to be exalted on Hi, to disperse and multiple, But to beware of the Evil one known as Hoover, who sucketh.
Mandybruin 15
BAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
grtfuldeadlovr 27
That is horrible I hope you can kill them all.
kiki9_fml 10
Yeah, before they kill him!
nicoletaylor1995 5
That's disgusting. Probably should've cleaned it first.
Neverafter 14
NOPE.