Embarrassing, Restaurants and Miscellaneous: Food flight

Food flight

By ashley_skillz06 - 24/01/2010 05:21 - France

Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant. While the chef was throwing food at us, I was getting ready for my turn. He tossed a piece of broccoli at me, I leaned back to catch it, completely falling off my chair. I knocked everything over and had the packed restaurant laughing at me. FML

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By KatrinaKitten - 16/07/2011 17:24 - United States

Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant, where the chefs cook the food right in front of you. Our chef tossed an egg in the air, but sadly didn't catch it. Don't worry though, my hair got it instead. FML

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By mmckie - 11/06/2019 22:00

Today, I went into a restaurant with my family. I slipped off my chair, pulling the tablecloth with all the food and drinks on it with me onto the floor. FML

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Choked

By embarrassing - 15/07/2021 18:01

Today, I went out to eat with friends. My crush was also at the restaurant with his friends. He smiled at me as I took a mouthful of food, and I choked. The waitress had to perform the Heimlich maneuver on me, while he and his friends fell off their chairs laughing. FML

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The Fall

By Anonymous - 09/05/2019 18:00

Today, as a restaurant hostess, I fell into the fountain at work while carrying a high chair in front of several large parties, who all promptly laughed at me. We were so busy, I had to stay and finish my shift soaking wet. FML

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By Fifi - 01/09/2023 06:00

Today, I was eager to learn how to use chopsticks, as I was in a nice Chinese restaurant and had ordered noodles. As I was visibly struggling to eat, the server brought me a fork. When I reached for it, I flicked a noodle into a lady's soup at the next table. FML

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Child labor

By great parenting pal - 11/08/2020 02:01

Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 10:14 - China

Today, I was in a restaurant with my fiancée for dinner. I commented that she had some food around her mouth. She responded with a lecture, then by throwing her hot bowl of noodles at me, before stomping out the restaurant. FML

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By eun - 09/04/2009 01:42 - Canada

Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2009 05:30 - United States

Today, I was at a local chinese restaurant with two of my friends. We were laughing hysterically when my friend tells me to stop making her laugh because she was going to puke, naturally I kept egging it on. She puked all over the table and I was laughing so hard that I peed my pants. FML

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By aeris - 11/11/2018 09:30 - United States

Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet my parents. They prepared dinner for us - mushroom pasta. I have always hated mushrooms, so I spent the entire dinner trying not to gag. Unfortunately, I did gag and my mom got up and smacked me so hard I fell out of my chair. FML

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Sunday 24 January 2010 12:12

The chef was throwing food at you?? Holy shit! I want to go there!

kkleiberg 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 12:10

uhh, why does he throw food?

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arkonosis 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 15:13

knife and fork bitch?

rider12 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 15:18

at a tepinyaki Japanese restaurant I went to they threw eggs at us which we had to catch in a small bowl the eggs were raw out of their shell and somehow everyone caught theirs

TheLetterZero 7

Sunday 24 January 2010 15:28

A chef that throws food? Is that really safe? Never heard of this kind of serving.

bballplaya100569 1

Sunday 24 January 2010 15:42

It's really not so much throwing as it is tossing, the Chef cooks right in front of you with about a foot of distance between you. but from the sound of it, this Chef might of tossed a little hard and she over compensated a little too much LOL

TheLetterZero 7

Sunday 24 January 2010 16:48

Ah, thanks.

TexasFalcon 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 15:47

Benihana's?? I LOVE THAT PLACE!!!

anela_fml 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 16:02

I love restaurants like that but relax they usually have good aim

sharpiebandit 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 16:23

Hibachi ftw!

alkos 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 16:25

foooooood fiiiggghhhttttttt!!!!!!

ashley_skillz06 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 16:30

okay it was a restaurant called Fuji's. they do cook in front of you and they TOSS the food from close range to make it challenging. And this is a good FML because I was the first person to ever fall in there and the whole restaurant was PACKED - like every seat was filled.

scotts13 2

Sunday 24 January 2010 16:33

I've been to places like that, but I always grab a menu on the way past to ward off food attacks. You have to build a little fort, you see...

ashley_skillz06 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 16:33

Btw, it is Japanese. I'm friends with the owner and he showed me the pictures from his other restaurant get this.. ALSO called Fuji's... that's in a town close to Tokyo.