Follow the script

By ufhdafuhds - 19/03/2009 23:31 - Egypt

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Today, I had sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pocket. Turns out he'd written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML
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Same thing different taste

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alex_vik 0

LOL, that's a first. I wonder what it said.. 1. Finger her. 2. Put on condom 3. Insert penis 4. ???? 5. Profit!

Okay, that's actually pretty sweet. I mean, he was so worried about doing everything just right for you that he didn't want his nerves to get in the way and forget what he was doing. But maybe this means you guys are a little too young to be doing this? At least be safe, use condoms.

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dude ur life doesnt suck. his does LOL!

What's awkward is that he's still wearing his pants in bed!

maybe his notes were the entire Kama Sutra, in which case you're a lucky lucky woman ;)

That's pretty cute, actually! He wanted to make it special for you! Awwww.

"Guys don't go down Well I am What the f*ck is that? I should have brought my diagram!"

Mistress_Puppy 0

LoL wow. That must have really ruined the moment. xDDD Awe poor thing he was probably nervous. xDDDDD

Slightmisshap 0

he was probly nervous as ****. i hope u didnt go off on him or anything...