Today, I was enjoying my last day of Spring Break in Panama City. I got up to dance on the stage at the Holiday Inn in front of hundreds of college kids. I tried to be sexy by turning around and bending over. My friends took pictures and my bloody tampon string was hanging out the whole time. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was feeling confident, so I rented a cabana at the beach and put on my best swimsuit. I was at the bar when suddenly the stool gave way under me. I was drenched in Mojito and a bunch of spring breakers laughed at me, making fat jokes. I spent the rest of the day crying in the cabana. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I woke up to 15 texts from my mom, 6 missed calls, and with no bra or shirt on in a random guy's bed. Welcome to spring break, ladies and gentleman. FML
Today, I got back from a fun vacation I took with my husband. During the vacation, I participated in a wet t-shirt contest and a bunch of pictures of me flashing my breasts and waving my t shirt over my head during the contest got posted online. My whole office is teasing me now. FML
Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML
Today, I was trying on bikinis at a local store. When I put my pants back on, my foot got stuck, I tripped and fell through the curtain of the fitting room, topless. FML
Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML
Today, I went parasailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. On top of that, I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML
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OCChef 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
lollipopz8988 0
Word of advice: if your skirt is short enough for a tampon string to hang out you probably shouldn't be bending over anyway, let alone on stage. That's just slutty. Sorry but you asked for it.
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holdfast333 0
EVERYONE SHUT UP ABOUT HER FRIENDS SHE DESERVED THIS .... ******* PERIOD MONSTER
heyitsmegxx 0
Ha. Just remember you're famous now and everyone will be talking about this for a long time.
ayeeitsisabel 0
I seriously wish you Spring Breakers would leave PCB. You're completely messing up our beaches and it's sad to see. I tired of seeing you here. I can't wait 'till you leave. As you can tell, I think you deserved it.
aishiteiruyo 0
okay first: showing your ass to people while you're wearing a short skirt is slutty. second: doing that while you're on your period is disgusting. third: if you can't keep your tampon string in your underwear you fail at life. you totally deserved that. next time, don't be such an idiot.
formosababie 0
ewwww!! the good news is everybody there was probably too wasted to notice anyway... aside from your friend's photographic evidence, no harm no foul. just make sure those don't end up on facebook hahah
bec_fml 0
HAHAHHAHHA 18 is fantastic
bellaQ 0
#17 and #21: First off, why would someone make this up just to put it on FML? Second, why would you want to see this? That's disgusting, let alone embarrassing. And LASTLY, it is true, you probably shouldn't be dancing with a tiny skirt on when you're on your period.
ladyitalkalot 0
so...why werent u wearing underwear?
BellsMaster 0
Well at least you were wearing a tampon
iloverichardhell 0
198, ew ew ew ew ew