Today, I was enjoying my last day of Spring Break in Panama City. I got up to dance on the stage at the Holiday Inn in front of hundreds of college kids. I tried to be sexy by turning around and bending over. My friends took pictures and my bloody tampon string was hanging out the whole time. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I was feeling confident, so I rented a cabana at the beach and put on my best swimsuit. I was at the bar when suddenly the stool gave way under me. I was drenched in Mojito and a bunch of spring breakers laughed at me, making fat jokes. I spent the rest of the day crying in the cabana. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I woke up to 15 texts from my mom, 6 missed calls, and with no bra or shirt on in a random guy's bed. Welcome to spring break, ladies and gentleman. FML
Today, I got back from a fun vacation I took with my husband. During the vacation, I participated in a wet t-shirt contest and a bunch of pictures of me flashing my breasts and waving my t shirt over my head during the contest got posted online. My whole office is teasing me now. FML
Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML
Today, I was trying on bikinis at a local store. When I put my pants back on, my foot got stuck, I tripped and fell through the curtain of the fitting room, topless. FML
Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML
Today, I went parasailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. On top of that, I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML
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OCChef 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
lollipopz8988 0
Word of advice: if your skirt is short enough for a tampon string to hang out you probably shouldn't be bending over anyway, let alone on stage. That's just slutty. Sorry but you asked for it.
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bread_fml 0
Why would you think showing your cooter while on your period was sexy?
lindsey88 0
#190. YES. and i was in a bathing suit. do you think i was on the beach in some shorts or a skirt? NO. i was in a ******* bathing suit you idiots. and i can be sexy if im on my period, yeah, nobody would ever even know if i was on it. thats the point of a tampon. the FML story is that it was HANGING OUT. shit happens. blame it on the a-a-a-a-alcohollllllllllllll
Ender_ 0
Maybe you shouldn't drink while you're underage then Lindsey88. Your profile says you're only 19. So you're either a liar (about your age), or your immature and don't know when you shouldn't drink.
lindsey88 0
DONT HATE ME CUZ U AINT ME http://aycu24.webshots.com/image/49623/2001567512186188060_rs.jpg
ell3x0 0
thats ******* gross.
Mydixienormous 0
Well, at least you didn't grind up on somebody like in Superbad and leave them a blood stain on their leg.. But either way, it is still pretty bad and funny. Lol.
lindsey88 0
if you are waiting until your 21 to have your first sip of alcohol.. then thats REALLY cute. hahAHha
Ender_ 0
Lindsey - I am 21 but I still don't drink. I have before yes. I never once went out in public, made an ass of myself, and then blamed it on the alcohol I shouldn't have consumed anyways. I'm just saying that there are laws about underage drinking for a reason.
iloverichardhell 0
also, its not as fun to drink underage. because then you have to hide it... ive drank before but im not drinking again till im 21 and can sit in a bar and legally say "****! im drunk".
nomo_fml 0
Seriously, wtf were you thinking, doing something like that when on your period? I'm surprised there are women out there who don't have the common sense not to wear skirts/bikinis/etc while using a tampon.
raven_of_azarath 35
The point of a tampon is so that you CAN wear those things while on your period.