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it's awkward This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Costa Mesa, United States

Flummoxed

Today, at Subway, the pretty girl serving made me so nervous that I forgot what cucumbers were called. FML

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You missed a perfect opportunity to ask for cutecumbers!

Unpickles?

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I would've thought it was cute that you got nervous

My gut is saying you said condoms...

Green vege-dicks

Bi0xHazard 18

It's alright, sometimes I forget the word "dressing" and end up saying "sauce" instead hah :)

Can I ship it?

teddybear208 9

Hahaha awww that's cute!

TacoCat15 10

Did you get her number?

so what did you call them

This subway worker had the same thing happen to her. and it was freaking adorable.

Loosen up my guy