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it's awkward This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Costa Mesa, United States

Flummoxed

Today, at Subway, the pretty girl serving made me so nervous that I forgot what cucumbers were called. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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You missed a perfect opportunity to ask for cutecumbers!

Unpickles?

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hahahha poor you

As a girl, I find this really cute. I would be flattered by this and she may have been too.

i have done the same thing when i saw a cute guy at subway i called the cheese "the yellow square thing" and the ham "that thing".

MercMonster 1

I worked there it happens a lot

Hopefully she felt flattered

AletheDefender 15

That's why I practice what I'm about to say three times before I actually say it

aesthetic umbrella 18

CUTE

Virgin pickles