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it's awkward This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Costa Mesa, United States

Flummoxed

Today, at Subway, the pretty girl serving made me so nervous that I forgot what cucumbers were called. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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You missed a perfect opportunity to ask for cutecumbers!

Unpickles?

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I work at subway OP, dont feel bad almost everyday a customer or two forgets what a veggie or the name of the breads are called. one time a customer called lettuce "salad". Lol "could i have some spinach and salad?"

I also work at subway, this is so common she probably didn't even think twice about it! don't sweat it op

“Um...I'd like some of those...the..the pickles without vinegar..please..."

MisterKnowItAll 15

I'll have some green phallic vegetable, please.

Should of used that as an excuse to start a real conversation with her.

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you have THE BEST comment here!

The pickle's pretty cousin?

aww, that's actually pretty cute of you, OP

lol its cute when guys get nervous

We all had moments like those ?

Those darn green things!