it's awkward
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Costa Mesa, United States
Flummoxed
Today, at Subway, the pretty girl serving made me so nervous that I forgot what cucumbers were called. FML
Top comments
cristy91 33
You missed a perfect opportunity to ask for cutecumbers!
ComoEsJuan 24
Unpickles?
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maggiefox 25
Don't worry OP! Same thing has happened to me, except with ketchup packets.
mr_sarcastic416 29
What DID you call them? or if you couldn't think of any name at all; how'd you describe what you wanted?
Hildy93 21
At least you didn't fart out loud though....
_delusions_ 15
Don't worry man she probaly thought it was more cute than awkward xD
DogeDogeDoge 13
Try to give her your cucumber.
bulletsinthewind 21
Hey don't worry about it man. It's happened to all of us at some point. Sometimes I can be pretty awkward around girls I don't know, so I know exactly how it feels.
733yoda_fml 19
Those green things shaped like my penis, but smaller.
Xion0014 20
It's okay. One time I measured my boyfriends *ahem* private area and then the next day I ended up asking for a 7" instead of a 6" sandwich and i was so incredibly embarrassed I always ask him to order my sandwich because i know I'll get tongue tied..
dezman2000 21
What
mduckie101 21
Omg OP that's actually really cute. I hope it works out. FYL
vikky538 29
They are called concombre