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it's awkward This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Costa Mesa, United States

Flummoxed

Today, at Subway, the pretty girl serving made me so nervous that I forgot what cucumbers were called. FML

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You missed a perfect opportunity to ask for cutecumbers!

Unpickles?

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You missed a perfect opportunity to ask for cutecumbers!

"Yeah uhh, can I also have the cutesnumber with that? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

So did you remember?

As an awkward human being I compleetly understand this op, you have friends here

Unpickles?

Pickles are marinaded cucumbers only.

Pickles are just cucumbers pickled.

But did you forget how to use one?

they're called cucumbers

Sounds like she was a real cutecumber... I'll show myself out.

Maybe she thought it was cute? I know I would! ^_^

chrisbeaudoin 26

The other day i was at subway and the person making my sub didn't know what cucumbers were haha they must get some people into a pickle tryin to think of the name

turtlesman 7

lol u must of been in a pickle

*must have