Today, while training a new employee, I had to run after a naked guy chasing a hooker at the hotel I work at. I made him go back to his room, while she offered me a good time for 300 bucks. The trainee left and hasn't come back yet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss told me to kick out of the hotel anyone who was clearly a prostitute trolling for men. I spotted a woman in a miniskirt approaching a guy in the bar, so I told her politely to leave. Despite the skirt, turns out she's the hotel manager and the man was her fiancé. I got fired so hard and fast. FML
Today, while making deliveries, a lady answered the door stark naked and invited me in. I'm a young single guy so I went for it, but her husband was also there, ready to go with an enormous boner, so I ran to my van and went back to the depot. They reported me for bad customer service. FML
Today, at my hotel job, I had to help a drunk naked guy back into his room. Earlier today, a fat old guy wearing only briefs came down to the lobby drunk as hell. I used to like my job. FML
Today, I was working my shift and my ex girlfriend came in to apply for a job. She broke up with me for another guy so i can't stand being in the same room as her. The manager talked to her and decided to hire her on the spot. I need to train her. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML
Today, while searching a woman for contraband as part of my job, she kept making sexual noises throughout. After I finished, she hugged me and went on her way. I really need a new job. FML
Today, I checked into a hotel because my boss had assigned me to a new position. As soon as the reception lady looked up, she had me kicked out of the hotel. Apparently, one of the regulations is, "No prostitutes allowed." I was wearing a business suit. FML
Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML
Today, after I had an excellent one night stand with a guy yesterday, I saw him at work. He was a client my boss was trying to talk into a deal. The guy recognised me and accused my boss of sending me to seduce him into signing the contract. The deal fell apart and my boss is livid with me. FML
Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML
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Top comments
TheOnlyKittyKat 15
Pfft! That trainee is a pussy! If he can't handle a pimp or his hoes, he's gonna have a hard time dealing with the real world. On an unrelated note: who would pay over 50 bucks for stinky, used up, mystery ******?
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Welp, time to find a new trainee.
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Comments (76)
TylerAnderson98 10
I wish I had a job like that.
graceinsheepwear 34
Why were you more concerned about the nudity than about the prostitution? You obviously didn't come down with any authority or threat to the hooker, or she would have been out of there fast or offering you a freebie to not call the cops.
tknds4 6
Even at somewhat upscale hotels like the one where I work, I can tell you that hotel guests patronizing hookers is a very common occurrence. Naked guests chasing hookers through the lobby, not so much.
Poetaster 10
No discount?
Enslaved 38
Maybe the hooker made him that same offer and he'll be back once he's finished? :P
Ti996r28 7
He'll be back after he gets his sucky sucky
lil_ham1644 29
sucky sucky?? Wtf?
graceinsheepwear 34
I am curious about what went down--or didn't--that had the hooker fleeing the naked john... Maybe we will read one of their FMLs. "Today I paid this hooker..." or "Today my 'client'..."
annie_nk 23
Insert Benny Hill music.
dawood_k 27
Ha ha classic.
cosicosei 22
Huh, so that's how much a hooker costs. I've always wondered.
EmmaMK 35
At that moment your job suck. Be grateful though. In her job she totally sucks!
catanita 18
Who has to loose? The trainee.