Finally!

By SadAndAlone - 03/12/2015 16:41 - Sweden - Nacka

Spicy
Today, I got the most action I've had in months when a stranger fondled my thigh on the subway. It was a blind man, searching for empty seats. FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 662
You deserved it 1 991

Same thing different taste

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I met a blind homeless man once. I was working security at a Native event. He told the most racist Native joke I've ever heard, not knowing where he was. I looked around at all the Natives staring at us and just smiled.

An unusual way to start a blind date.

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justingug76 14

Was there a cane? No guide dog? Kind of a shady situation here.

schreibergx93 19

He may have enjoyed himself by accident.

Was it good for him? I hope you asked.

I'll touch your thigh and buy you tacos.

Le_ponderer 14

Maybe you should look at volunteering for a charity or joining a social club; those are great ways of meeting people while doing good or keeping busy. Keep an open mind and be friendly to guys who approach you at functions; a smile and some eye contact are good ways to encourage them to come up to you. You will find someone who makes you happy.

Op maybe he was a really nice guy. You should have spoken to him

The most action I've had in months was... Wait a second... That's right, I've never had any action. I'd almost forgot.

So your saying there is still a chance for you two to hit it off?

When I'm feeling lonely and blue I just head down to the airport and go through the TSA security screening line.

Plot twist: OP is an straight male and got aroused with this 'action'