Today, I used my inhaler for the first time in a year. As soon as I took a puff I felt something strange go down my throat. Upon closer inspection I discovered there had been a spider living in the mouth of my inhaler... and I had just swallowed it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was suffering from an asthma attack, so I grabbed my inhaler and took a puff. This was probably very disturbing for the earwig which had somehow made my puffer its home, as I discovered when it shot into my mouth. FML
Today, I was sitting under a rather large house plant in my dining room, minding my own business when a spider lowered itself right in front of my face. It startled me, causing me to gasp, which resulted in me inhaling the spider. I then spent 3 minutes choking on it. FML
Today, I woke up and coughed up the spider I thought I'd killed last night. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, I found out that the stories about how you swallow insects and spiders in your sleep are true, as I woke up to a funny taste in my mouth and the remains of a spider stuck to my braces. FML
Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML
Today, I tried to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye. Instead, I learned what it feels like to suffocate a small, angry spider with your eyelid. FML
Today, I was eating lunch outside with my friends, when a spider fell on one guy's back. I glanced at it and opened my mouth to warn him when another guy flicked it and it went into my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
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biancagolden 0
Did you swallow the spider to catch the fly? I don't know why you swallowed a fly. ...Perhaps you'll die.
Zenma 0
If that happened to me I would have to use the inhaler so I wouldn't have an asthma attack! FYL :(
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Comments (173)
Luckster 0
I felt a chill down my spine just reading this fml.
PleaseSayTheBaby 0
#23 that is true. But it happens mostly in your sleep... Like when sometimes you wake up coughing for no reason... You could have had a spider crawl into your mouth and down your throght. I think I spelled throght wrong LOL. Have fun sleeping guys!!!! LOL.
PTB 0
lol throat u retard, and I think 10 needs to go back to 1st grade and learn about spiders And OP FYL that blows
xoxkarinexox 0
Ick :P
ForWhatItsWorth 0
And you don't think that cleaning something you'll put in your mouth after a year of it gathering dust is irrational? /facepalm
BrutalDave 0
It's anatomically impossible to swallow the spider if you're using an inhaler. You don't swallow air; you breathe it and it goes down your trachea into your lungs. When you swallow, your epiglottis blocks off the trachea so the food/liquid goes down your esophagus into your stomach. Therefore, you're either completely full of shit and don't know what you're taking about, or your lungs are weirdly ******.
shattered2004 0
Most people swallow to get the taste out of their mouths afterwards. My doctor actually encourages it.
N00d13s 0
@25: That isn't true. It's just a myth, i thought the same thing for years.
NewLight8421 0
one time i was in the car going to school... my aunt / grandma were visiting from arkansas and theres a bunch of daddy long legs there... i felt something on my chin... guess the rest.... #4 WIN
ilaughatfmls2 0
LOL #32 mythbusters nerd and #18 some spiders have 6 legs dipshit LOL dumbasses that think they know everyhing these days
Woop_Woop 0
if a spider has 6 legs its not a spider its an insect
planetearth 0
Umm... yea no spiders have 6 legs.. idiot. Like the replier before me.. that would clearly make them an insect, and not a spider. Wow grade school really failed you, huh?
aback 5
It's Doctor Spider to the rescue!