Today, I used my inhaler for the first time in a year. As soon as I took a puff I felt something strange go down my throat. Upon closer inspection I discovered there had been a spider living in the mouth of my inhaler... and I had just swallowed it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was suffering from an asthma attack, so I grabbed my inhaler and took a puff. This was probably very disturbing for the earwig which had somehow made my puffer its home, as I discovered when it shot into my mouth. FML
Today, I was sitting under a rather large house plant in my dining room, minding my own business when a spider lowered itself right in front of my face. It startled me, causing me to gasp, which resulted in me inhaling the spider. I then spent 3 minutes choking on it. FML
Today, I woke up and coughed up the spider I thought I'd killed last night. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, I found out that the stories about how you swallow insects and spiders in your sleep are true, as I woke up to a funny taste in my mouth and the remains of a spider stuck to my braces. FML
Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML
Today, I tried to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye. Instead, I learned what it feels like to suffocate a small, angry spider with your eyelid. FML
Today, I was eating lunch outside with my friends, when a spider fell on one guy's back. I glanced at it and opened my mouth to warn him when another guy flicked it and it went into my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
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biancagolden 0
Did you swallow the spider to catch the fly? I don't know why you swallowed a fly. ...Perhaps you'll die.
Zenma 0
If that happened to me I would have to use the inhaler so I wouldn't have an asthma attack! FYL :(
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Comments (173)
SarlaccBits 0
Who doesnt notice a spider living in anything? Seriously.
Phoenix_GAD 0
are YOU stupid? seeing as 70 is talking about the number of spiders people swallow, i assume you meant 69. Me. and no, i am not stupid. jesus. whats with all the name calling? nerd in your mothers basement you have nothing better to do? no convention to go to? hmm.. get a life.
Phoenix_GAD 0
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inarticulate 0
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Nasty.
heatherrrx 0
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I'm arachnophobic and this made me shudder so badly that I scared my cat out of the room. But seriously, I would've checked the inside of it beforehand, and I bet you will do that now everytime you use your inhaler. x_x
Ar3s 1
Yeah, I've had similar experiences. Like not using my inhaler for like 6 months then needed a puff only to inhale random pocket lint.
nirvan5a 1
u will be spider man or woman then.
Miz_Firebrand 3
Ewwww!! That would kill me faster than the asthma attack!!
GrapefruitZoe 0
**** albuterol, smoke weed. It WORKS, no joke.
black_heartz 0
the average person swallows eight spiders in their lifetime. you are not special.
ellbtvsvm 0
That's actually not true, so...
ellbtvsvm 0
That's actually not true, so...