Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Every home should have one
Today, I found out that if I'm not home and my roommates have girls over, my room is the designated "fart room." FML
Top comments
BingleBop 18
At least it's only when you're not home
Death69 24
Shitty deal. When they're gone, their room can become the designated "vomitorium" for your drinking parties!
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Comments (80)
Garrett2818 21
Damn, you need to invest in a lock.
ana_suicide_help 9
It will be fine
CoGhostRider 31
At least it's not the smash room
briang959 47
Febreeze!
Mynamewontfi 40
I gas it's time to lock your room.
Farmillionaire 8
awful wordplay.
91hayek 31
Just how much and how often are these people farting that they need a specific room designated for it?
Crofty92 17
If your room is empty and unlocked it's fair game.
KainMoogle 21
actually, no. OP'S room is their own private space. just because they are not home does not mean that the room is free game.
JuzReading 23
Just be glad that's all they're doing in there.
BrianaSings 5
what I want to know is how you found this out
MAD01502 20
Your roommates are assholes, OP. I would get them back with that fart-in-a-can prank thingy by spraying their ******* pillows!