Every home should have one

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out that if I'm not home and my roommates have girls over, my room is the designated "fart room." FML
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Top comments

BingleBop 18

At least it's only when you're not home

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Death69 24

Shitty deal. When they're gone, their room can become the designated "vomitorium" for your drinking parties!

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91hayek 31

Just how much and how often are these people farting that they need a specific room designated for it?

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Crofty92 17

If your room is empty and unlocked it's fair game.

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KainMoogle 21

actually, no. OP'S room is their own private space. just because they are not home does not mean that the room is free game.

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JuzReading 23

Just be glad that's all they're doing in there.

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BrianaSings 5

what I want to know is how you found this out

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MAD01502 20

Your roommates are assholes, OP. I would get them back with that fart-in-a-can prank thingy by spraying their ******* pillows!

4 1