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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff San Francisco, United States

Every home should have one

Today, I found out that if I'm not home and my roommates have girls over, my room is the designated "fart room." FML

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At least it's only when you're not home

Shitty deal. When they're gone, their room can become the designated "vomitorium" for your drinking parties!

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tayymeds 23

Get a lock and lock your door.

does your room normally smell like farts. Maybe they figure you won't notice the difference.

kat_moore15 12

Oh my that's horrible

Air fresheners for the win...Maybe if you leave an open flame they will quit no question

Install a motion-activated camera. Record their hijinks. Sell copies or use for blackmail. Profit!

payback is always bitter sweet. best served with ice!

tehdarkness 21

Time to get a lock!

wow...did they forgot your home got a bathroom too...

Why, does it smell bad?

This is not polite at all