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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff San Francisco, United States

Every home should have one

Today, I found out that if I'm not home and my roommates have girls over, my room is the designated "fart room." FML

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At least it's only when you're not home

Shitty deal. When they're gone, their room can become the designated "vomitorium" for your drinking parties!

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Uhh well at least it's not the designated sex room!

Be careful. The fart room explanation may just be a cover story. Your room may smell that way because it is the anal sex room.

That's what bathrooms are for?

True gentlemen!

you should make their toothbrushes designated taint scratches

thats hilarious

Careful not to get pink eye

kittycat69 5

Take a shit on something of theirs to make it you designated crapper

You gotta do what you gotta do when someone sexy is over.

That's funny stuff