Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Every home should have one
Today, I found out that if I'm not home and my roommates have girls over, my room is the designated "fart room." FML
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BingleBop 18
At least it's only when you're not home
Death69 24
Shitty deal. When they're gone, their room can become the designated "vomitorium" for your drinking parties!
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Comments (80)
sjbartholome 14
That stinks OP. Especially, since you aren't there to enjoy all of those girls' ass in your room.
kelsorg 21
I would think the "fart room" is strictly for the dude room mates. not sure any girl would just be up for farting in someone's room openly lol
Farmillionaire 8
Why wouldn't they?? Girls fart also and im sure they would less embarrassed doing it in a room by themselves rather than in front of some guys they may like.
RedPillSucks 33
Are the guys too stupid to realize what the girls are up to when the suddenly bolt off to some other room, followed by the low rumble of thunder. Then they return with a smug, satisfied look on their faces?
kelsorg 21
I forgot that's what every female does.
homes7d 14
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009_dishu 8
Seriously FYL !
vbmah 12
Well think about it this way, your room could've been the designated **** room.
lulinator 40
Am I the only one who finds these boys really considerate? Most guys I know would let'r rip wherever, regardless if there was a female in the room.
RedPillSucks 33
Shit. I'd rather be treated like the queen of England than be blasted into oblivion by some rancid hell hound skunk-master flash.
Lebeaugars95 20
plot twist: the girls are the ones farting
mybubbles2000 13
And what shall you designate their rooms for when they are not home?!
justtheotherguy 12
maybe you are a fart. Next time tell your friends to start calling you a "fart" & yes FYL
zenyl 2
kinda ****** up but it could be worse
Aero_x 21
Take one for the team, OP!
ZomBgal 12
I think this could've been worse. Your bed, for instance, could've been the "sex bed.".