Every home should have one

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out that if I'm not home and my roommates have girls over, my room is the designated "fart room". FML
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At least it's only when you're not home

Shitty deal. When they're gone, their room can become the designated "vomitorium" for your drinking parties!

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At least it's only when you're not home

Lock the door, OP.

OP should be careful of "After thunder comes the rain" situation!

incoherentrmblr 21

Yeah, b/c the bathroom is too good for farts...

I don't think it's such a huge deal, the smell is going to go away in a few minutes anyways.

but what if it doesn't? what if it becomes a permanent aspect if OP's room and OP's subconscious gets used to it and doesn't notice it anymore?

If OP is not recognizing it anymore the OP and the roommates (and the girls) won't have any problems with it at all ;)

I see what you did there. Lmao

cryssycakesx3 22

don't be that guy.

jazzy_123 20

too obvious #2, too obvious.

llamarrama01 21

Why can't they just go outside?

Cause farting inside the house is much better than farting in the street/hallway.

especially when you have a dedicated room...

Shitty deal. When they're gone, their room can become the designated "vomitorium" for your drinking parties!

A vomitorium isn't actually where people go to vomit.

I did not expect that ending lol

At least you're helping the boys out

I agree. Take one for the team OP, the smell would have gone by the time you get home

At least it isn't the designated "fuck" room!

I think OP's friends are relieved also....

That's a real bummer.

Just eat a couple cans of beans and bless their rooms in the same way!

tayymeds 23

While they have girls over.