Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Every home should have one
Today, I found out that if I'm not home and my roommates have girls over, my room is the designated "fart room." FML
Top comments
BingleBop 18
At least it's only when you're not home
Death69 24
Shitty deal. When they're gone, their room can become the designated "vomitorium" for your drinking parties!
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BingleBop 18
At least it's only when you're not home
cumberbunny 17
Lock the door, OP.
Ololo_fml 16
OP should be careful of "After thunder comes the rain" situation!
incoherentrmblr 22
Yeah, b/c the bathroom is too good for farts...
hashshim 23
I don't think it's such a huge deal, the smell is going to go away in a few minutes anyways.
hellnosucka 27
but what if it doesn't? what if it becomes a permanent aspect if OP's room and OP's subconscious gets used to it and doesn't notice it anymore?
julako 22
If OP is not recognizing it anymore the OP and the roommates (and the girls) won't have any problems with it at all ;)
OscarEcho 12
That stinks!
psychomomma19 12
I see what you did there. Lmao
cryssycakesx3 23
don't be that guy.
jazzy_123 20
too obvious #2, too obvious.
llamarrama01 21
Why can't they just go outside?
bunnyb 8
Cause farting inside the house is much better than farting in the street/hallway.
toaster123 11
especially when you have a dedicated room...
Sunflower1919 19
Or the bathroom?
chickenfeet223 11
Haha
Death69 24
Shitty deal. When they're gone, their room can become the designated "vomitorium" for your drinking parties!
Kitouran 30
A vomitorium isn't actually where people go to vomit.
paigexox0 37
I did not expect that ending lol
jgwyh 18
At least you're helping the boys out
rbubbles 20
I agree. Take one for the team OP, the smell would have gone by the time you get home
garebear61 14
At least it isn't the designated "****" room!
garebear61 14
I think OP's friends are relieved also....
psychomomma19 12
It could be worse.
Earths_Venus 25
That's a real bummer.
WordAficionada 19
Just eat a couple cans of beans and bless their rooms in the same way!
tayymeds 23
While they have girls over.