Today, I bought lunch for my grandparents, aunts, and uncles. My uncle apparently felt uncomfortable at the restaurant, because he got up and flipped the table over before leaving. The bill tripled because of the broken glass, and my uncle called me up later for a ride. FML
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Today, while bringing my grandmother some water, I tripped, dropping and shattering the glass. Infuriated, she explained to me that the glass was worth more than I am and ordered me out of her house for good. I live there. I was also with her when she bought the glass. $10 for a set of 4. FML
Today, I went to lunch with my sister. As the waitress was bringing our food, she dropped it on the floor. She apologized and brought us new food. After we finished eating and I looked at the bill, I noticed she'd charged us twice. FML
Today, I went into a restaurant with my family. I slipped off my chair, pulling the tablecloth with all the food and drinks on it with me onto the floor. FML
Today, I went out to eat with my friends. When the bill came, all three of them had "inconveniently" forgot their wallets at home. I ended up having to pay. It was a $178 check. FML
Today, my grandpa took the family out for dinner and paid for everyone. He paid the bill and my family and I were waiting by the door. I realised I probably should thank him for dinner. I turned around without thinking and give him a big hug, and said, "Thanks for dinner Grandpa." It wasn't my grandpa. FML
Today, I was eating with my grandma and her sister, who don't get along. I went to the bathroom for just 2 minutes, only to come back to find pancakes everywhere and our plates smashed on the ground. They got into a "little argument". FML
Today, I was eating at Applebees at a high table with bar stools. I was reaching over to get some gum out of mom's purse when my chair flipped out from under me and my soda fell on top of me and got in my ear. To make things worse, the waiter ran over and shouted "I give that one a 10!" FML
Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML
Today, my horrible parents turned up to the restaurant I work at just to mess with me. Dad forgot his wallet, what a surprise, and asked me to pay the bill. I refused so my manager got involved. My dad got arrested, I got fired and might lose my lousy flat if I’m late on the rent. FML
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
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Top comments
askullnamedbilly 33
Does it really need to be said? Get him to pay you back for the broken table, and consider not ever inviting him out again.
Tripartita 44
He sounds like the kind of guy you'd hate to beat at board games.
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Comments (44)
yes31601 16
FYL indeed OP. Not sure why anyone would say YDI
ugafan29379 18
Give him a ride at 20 dollars a mile
thenewgirl29 20
OP is from Florida huh?
zaarae 7
I'm curious as to what that has to do with anything.
hellnosucka 27
give him a ride and drop him in the middle of nowhere.
HotFrosty 14
Here is the part in the comments where FMLers make up disabilities for someone's actions and try to make people feel sorry for the uncle making the OP the bad person for not doing more. ...and GO.
vikky538 28
He sure sounds and acts like a jackass.
derpyshy 16
Sounds like every monopoly game my family's ever played.
brocho 26
I hope you didn't give him a ride, and that you told him to pay you back for the damages.
Goblin182 26
Don't give him a ride, he may flip your car over.
MrSinclair 8
Was your uncle always this "colorful?"