Today, an elderly man had to give me money to pay for my grocery bill because my sister broke down crying in the store as I didn't have enough money to pay for both her milkshake and cookies. She's 19. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I went to El Pollo Loco for the $10.00 special. I ordered from the pimple-faced kid at the register, pulled out two fives, and he said, "That'll be 9.70, I gave you the senior discount." I'm 10 years away from that. Thank you? FML
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yahoowizard 16
I'd have refused the money, can't have people break down crying each time they don't get a milkshake and cookies.
tony2win 5
Hopefully, at the very least, your sister thanked him profusely... How can someone do this when they're already a grown adult?
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Comments (110)
rybaby23 8
Wow. That was very nice of the old man but she needs to grow up. She is 19 and can't live off family forever. Sorry OP. Let her see what the real world is like and stop giving her what she wants. She needs to learn to take care of herself.
psyonomega 4
shouldve left her immature ass crying on the floor
jmattvs6 1
I know of something that's helping people earn more money part time than they are at their full time job.
Silhouettes1984 7
come on girls don't you remember how devastating everything is when your a teenaged girl.....never told your parents they ruined your life over something stupid? never embarrassed a sibling out in public? hormones do crazy things to young girls. ..give her a break
darkmind1 12
That would be completely normal for a girl of 14. Not so much in a 19-year-old.
fantasyworld 39
She's not a teenager, she's a young adult.
jdlanam87 9
I'd have paid for my stuff and left her there crying like a fool. And she would never go shopping with me again. Someone should've had her ass busted when she did this as a child.
srbuckley322 10
...how is some free food an FML?
yeongji 31
By accepting his money, you are letting your sister get away with it - in other words, you approve of her behaviour and tantrum. It is going to happen again sometime in the near future, so next time someone offers to pay for her needs, refuse it. Get your stuff and leave the store.
Bi_ShrDiWun 10
I'd have taken her right over my knee...
kairi1994 6
Is she pregnant?
Dropdeadcunts 4
Your life sucks and I wouldn't Date your sister lol