Today, an elderly man had to give me money to pay for my grocery bill because my sister broke down crying in the store as I didn't have enough money to pay for both her milkshake and cookies. She's 19. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my neighbor's son is supposed to be giving me gas money for driving him to school each morning. He's using it to buy drugs instead. FML
Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
Today, at work as a cashier, a guy came up with a cart full of stuff and it took me 10 minutes to ring it all up. When I told him his total, he felt his pockets, said, "Oh shit, I forgot my wallet!" and walked off. He left about 15 bags worth of things for me to put back. FML
Today, my man got arrested for starting a fistfight with a cashier who wouldn't let him smuggle out groceries without paying. It gets worse; two weeks ago he got arrested mugging a guy at a gas station, and he's still on bail. FML
Today, my mother stopped speaking to me because I won’t let her babysit anymore. Her idea of babysitting is to sit my daughter alone with a tablet and a pile of sugary junk food for 7 hours straight. FML
Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding her child at the local park. That would have been just fine if the child wasn't at least 8 years-old. FML
Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML
Today, I'm so strapped for cash that I smuggled toilet paper out of my mother's house. FML
Today, I was working the register at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" FML
Today, I went to El Pollo Loco for the $10.00 special. I ordered from the pimple-faced kid at the register, pulled out two fives, and he said, "That'll be 9.70, I gave you the senior discount." I'm 10 years away from that. Thank you? FML
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yahoowizard 16
I'd have refused the money, can't have people break down crying each time they don't get a milkshake and cookies.
tony2win 5
Hopefully, at the very least, your sister thanked him profusely... How can someone do this when they're already a grown adult?
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Comments (110)
Saraishi 25
She's 19, why would anyone reward her bad behavior??
Bryanb1306 13
Plot twist: She did know.
sugarmonster42 7
Is she pms'ing or pregnant? Or is she handicapped? Just wondering, I'm not trying to be rude aha.
michielana345 6
Omg i would've too lol!
xElitexGamer 5
She was on her monthly?
ehollow5000 6
I find it funny how everyone assumes she's pregnant or on her period. Maybe she's just a spoiled brat.
miuracross 4
Your sis has my feels. I too would break down crying. MY SWEET, SUGARY MILKSHAKE AND COOKIES WILL NOT BE DENIED ENTRY TO MY STOMACH!
joshi42 16
Well your sister's milkshake finally brought some boys to the yard...
Obediah14 13
She was probably on her period. One time my gf dropped a bowl of chips on the floor at midnight when she was on her period and woke me up because of her crying. She just sat there bawling for an hour and a half
TheEpicWario 26
That's just how the cookie crumbles. Okay, got to go shoot myself for that now.