Today, an elderly man had to give me money to pay for my grocery bill because my sister broke down crying in the store as I didn't have enough money to pay for both her milkshake and cookies. She's 19. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my neighbor's son is supposed to be giving me gas money for driving him to school each morning. He's using it to buy drugs instead. FML
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Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding her child at the local park. That would have been just fine if the child wasn't at least 8 years-old. FML
Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML
Today, I'm so strapped for cash that I smuggled toilet paper out of my mother's house. FML
Today, I was working the register at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" FML
Today, I went to El Pollo Loco for the $10.00 special. I ordered from the pimple-faced kid at the register, pulled out two fives, and he said, "That'll be 9.70, I gave you the senior discount." I'm 10 years away from that. Thank you? FML
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yahoowizard 16
I'd have refused the money, can't have people break down crying each time they don't get a milkshake and cookies.
tony2win 5
Hopefully, at the very least, your sister thanked him profusely... How can someone do this when they're already a grown adult?
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Comments (110)
CurlyQute 17
She needs to grow up. You can't always get what you want.
jimmy_poison 19
... But if you try sometimes, you just might find, you get what you neeeeeeed!!!
DestinyNiya 33
I love cookies and milkshakes too. I would have probably cried too. Its okay, lol.
BeepBeepSwerve 9
grow up princess
nardledangers 5
if she's gonna act like a spoiled brat, treat her like one and spank her ass!! oh and no cookie or milkshake.
predkill29 14
Should of not paid for her and just left
Mynamewontfi 40
That's pathetic. Your sister sounds like a spoiled brat who usually gets everything she wants. Should have just left her in the store.
brandoneyez1 25
Nice of the stranger, clearly your sister has some maturing to do. My sister had similar issues for years and we recently learned she's mildly autistic. Sorry OP goodluck.
Dumbledora 9
I agree, she definitely sounds autistic. Especially if her overreacting is a usual occurrence.
WasabiMars 21
A person's physical age does not immediately represent his/her level of maturity. Your sister may have been spoiled as a child and that's why she gets so frustrated when she doesn't get what she wants. Either way, it's never too late to teach your sister that she shouldn't be blowing things out of proportion in public.
doglover100 29
I would've let her cry.
gabagabaheyu 10
why doesn't she buy her own junk? sorry you have to be the piggy bank OP.
NodakN8V 25
WTH is wrong with people these days... I would of done that at that age with parents I'd still be wearing my ass as a hat.