Today, an elderly man had to give me money to pay for my grocery bill because my sister broke down crying in the store as I didn't have enough money to pay for both her milkshake and cookies. She's 19. FML
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yahoowizard 16
I'd have refused the money, can't have people break down crying each time they don't get a milkshake and cookies.
tony2win 5
Hopefully, at the very least, your sister thanked him profusely... How can someone do this when they're already a grown adult?
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Comments (110)
simsgirlgem 25
should have told her to stop and pick one item and if she kept on get her nothing I always tell my father who buys my groceries if he can't afford to get me things to let me know so he's not missing meals during the week
tuffykat 8
what ate you her boyfriend? let her buy her own crap!! (she was probaby pmsing)
LisaDay 14
no she was not. girls do not do this when they are pmsing. men need to stop blaming every outburst from a woman on her period when there are actually a few VALID excuses to explain her behavior.
jadehoff 3
Your sister is probably on her period. We all do this when we are on our periods.
kayteakay 26
No, we don't. Hormones aren't an excuse to be an immature baby over a shake and cookies. Nothing is.
LisaDay 14
maybe you do, but i dont know anyone who does. you need to grow up if you really do that.
fantasyworld 39
We don't lose our minds when PMSing.
blazingshot147 19
Man, the depression hit us hard.
kalbrek009 20
Really??? Her 19 yr old self needs to go get a job, move out & cry in her own place on her own time..wth?
Sinclair935 5
Is she pregnant? Sounds like a hormone imbalance to me.
LisaDay 14
thats what i thought
Randy_Orton 16
Wow meltdown
WSmitty 5
That was nice of the old man to chip in and buy those for the obviously mentally challenged girl.
LisaDay 14
all of these people just calling the sister a brat without thinking of her point need to stop. maybe the sister is pregnant? her hormones going crazy and shes craving milk and cookies. tell a pregnant woman no to her cravings. from experience, it is a BIG mistake. maybe the old man knew that and felt sorry for OP. or, maybe the sister is not pregnant and was raised by parents who will give their child anything to make them stop crying in a grocery store. and she is just used to crying to get her way. and it sounds like it worked on the old man. or maybe the sister is diabetic and needs sugar ASAP
Simbaby 23
She is definitely immature . She's grown and weeps as she can't have both her cookies and a milkshake?