Today, my girlfriend said she wanted to get a little crazy and try some role-play. "Act like you don't want it," she said. Without thinking, I replied, "Well, that should be easy." FML
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Today, my girlfriend convinced me to do some bedroom roleplay, and we decided on acting out a job interview scenario. I suggestively told her that if she wanted to get the job, she'd have to use her mouth on something else first. She called me a pig and ended the roleplay right there. FML
Today, my girlfriend wanted to role-play non-consensual sex. I was already uncomfortable with the idea, and when she started begging, "No, no" as I stripped her, I dropped the role-play and walked out. Now she's pissed at me. I'm sorry, but this is fucking creepy. FML
Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try role play. She suggested I be a robber, so I went outside and tried to break in my window, wearing nothing but my underwear and a ski mask on. She decided it would be funny to call the cops, because it would, "add to the mood." They came. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wants to have sex with my ass. I'm not sure she's taking "no" for an answer, seeing as how she's keeping a dildo on her nightstand and is clearly waiting for me to fall asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML
Today, my girlfriend offered to roleplay as a sexy nun, then dumped me, claiming my saying yes meant I was attacking her catholic faith and that I’m a sick, depraved criminal. She was the one who offered. I’m not remotely interested in roleplay, I only agreed cause I thought it was her kink. FML
Today, my girlfriend wanted to roleplay as a schoolgirl. I was excited, until we started and she asked me to lick her "vajayjay". I cringed so hard, my skull practically caved in. I broke down laughing while trying to explain my cringing. Now she's pissed and I'm blue-balled. FML
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flockz 19
it's a trap!
tehman117 21
I NEEEEED IT!!!!!
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Comments (68)
jw90 18
Haha oops
LissaMccracken 23
Just tell her that you WERE roleplaying when you said that!!!!
nokaywhatever 5
Red flag. If she would have enjoyed doing things with you that you pretended to want nothing to do with, it's rape roleplay.
Ins0mau 20
There's nothing wrong with rape role play if it's consensual. It's just a form of BDSM.
Lydia10 2
But a lot of BDSM is sexist. That's why you'll see women being called all kinds of variants of **** and ***** in it, but the men, just like in mainstream ****, will not... unless they're being "feminized" which is oh so humiliating for them, because being a woman is considered degrading.
LennyComa 39
OP, In light of your recent misconduct of telling your direct supervisor "That should be Easy" when ordered to "Act like you don't want it" violates section 6 rule b of the Relationship Contract which states: "The boyfriend will, at all times strive to make the girlfriend feel good about herself unless she herself breaks contract". As a result of this the Girlfriend has decided your services are no longer required, you are asked to collect you things from your Drawer and Your personal belongings (Clothes, etc) shall be couriered to you Via "Get the hell outta my life" Transportation. All the best for your future endeavors The Girlfriend.
skehar 23
I really hope you did put your foot in your mouth..
termin8tor786 10
Bazinga!!!!
justindrew14 29
sorry wrong fml
deigo10 17
Ow. That's a tough situation OP. Hope things didn't end to badly!
SolarFlare 20
You're definitely a good actor
IHATEFMYLIFE 26
He already did fall for it hence this FML OP posted. Lol