Today, the only person to wish me a "Happy birthday" was the cop who'd pulled me over, as he handed me my ticket. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I celebrated my 18th birthday. Alone. My only birthday wish came from the police officer who gave me a ticket. FML
Today, the only person who wished me a happy birthday is the policeman who checked my identity card for being "suspiciously gangster-like". FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, my life is so messed up that when I got pulled over, the officer asked about my life and not only did I not receive a ticket, he made me write down his personal number, patrol number and to call if I ever needed a favor or to talk, telling me that I had a friend in him. FML
Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML
Today, at an MA meeting, I ran into the cop who'd pulled me over and given me a ticket for marijuana possession. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
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Nimmrodel 11
He was doing his job and being nice at the same time. :)
ElGranOrgo 0
happy birthday...
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Comments (96)
Sammie_101 0
It was my birthday today too! Happy birthday :D
swift07 4
awww so sweet he gave you something for your birthday lol jk ... happy birthday
tammy0312 6
oooooooo!!!! I LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT!!!
AnotherChemMajor 0
FTP
ryrywakaka 0
Yaaa **** THE POLICEEE
dirtyblond 4
<3 The Police!
cpatrick820 3
I got a ticket on my birthday this last year too. He didn't even wish me happy birthday...
misstamz 0
I think I saw this one before.
hiyourcute 0
Me too
ILoveEggnog 7
Yes. Because it's only happened one time.
hiyourcute 0
Yes 57, I agree it could have happened more than once, but the odds of the fmls posted about having the exact same wording are slim
Livinia 11
Have a happy birthday! :)
JScherz28 4
well... happy birthday
CheckMyProfile 17
how considerate is that cop. I'm in love with him. :p
psycho2012 7
Its my birthday too and the.only one to say happy birthday was my son ad this chick.who has a crush on me. My girl didnt even.say happy birthday
sourgirl101 29
Maybe it's because you're psycho!
sgtrobswifey 0
LOL! On people's birthdays, unless they're being complete dick heads I just give em a warning. Officer discretion though, I guess. Happy Birthday!