Today, after some very passionate sex with my girlfriend, she exclaimed, "That was amazing Drew." She quickly tried to turn "Drew" into my actual name, which doesn't sound anything like Drew. FML
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bobdole 0
i'm really sorry bro - Drew
blowmyringtone 0
oic
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magnetic_aura 26
How long had you and your girlfriend been together when this happened? If you two recently got together and she was with an ex for awhile, she might just be used to saying that other name. Force of habit... Doesn't mean she's cheating or even thinking of another guy when she was with you.
hippiesarecooler 1
This happened to Michael on The Office!
Bigmike211995 8
Maybe her ex-boyfriend named Drew, also used to have passionate sex with her? I will reserve judgement for her until the OP responds.