Today, after some very passionate sex with my girlfriend, she exclaimed, "That was amazing Drew." She quickly tried to turn "Drew" into my actual name, which doesn't sound anything like Drew. FML
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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
Today, while having hot passionate sex with my boyfriend, while I was moaning his name, he was coming to release and yelled out, "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!" His name isn't Patrick. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were doing the dirty, when she told me to say her full name, including her middle name. I'd forgot her middle name. It was completely awkward after. I'm a dumbass. FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
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bobdole 0
i'm really sorry bro - Drew
blowmyringtone 0
oic
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Comments (83)
dazzlingstar1987 0
yikes, she's def cheating- why else would she get ur name wrong
r_bowen10 0
Omgaw! Too funny! That so sucks. I've done that before and I wasn't cheatin. Give the girl some slack
SkyWriteReader 0
Hahaha! I bet she was thinking: "Damnit I was trying not to say Drew either!" XD But still, sorry dude. That really sucks. (Note to self: always make sure I'm saying the right name. XD)
heypeoplezzz 0
Maybe it was her ex-boyfriend. People offen make that mistake if they were really into their boyfriend or girlfriend and they dumped them and they were really sad. It's a sign they're getting over them. You shouldn't dump a prefectly fine girlfriend just because she's getting over her ex. Hope you lisern to my advise ;)
friduh 0
lmao. i love your user name
mariahrawks 0
christofer drew ingle. or drew barrymore.
lovesick4628 0
drew barrymore's a girl, dingbat.
Tarak_fml 7
#80: hahaha dingbat. that's funny
aac420 0
hahaha my names drew
aac420 0
but dude don't worry it wasn't me