Dreams and Miscellaneous: Dreaming of me

Dreaming of me

By forever alone - 30/08/2016 13:55 - Trinidad and Tobago - San Fernando

Today, I had a terrible dream where my aunt paid a stripper to have sex with me, since I'm 27 and haven't even kissed a guy yet. I ended up taking the dream-stripper to the mall for snacks instead. Even my dreams are mocking me. FML

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You deserved it 1 654

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 19:19 - Botswana - Francistown

Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML

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By Ryan - 11/06/2011 14:24 - United States

Today, I dreamed that I was making out with a cute girl. Just as I was about to take it to the next level, she suddenly burst into tears and said, "I'm sorry, I can't do this." I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML

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By Cake Dreams - 08/10/2018 22:15

Today, I had a dream wherein a deep, sensual voice was talking sexy to me. "Yeah girl, you want this. Mmm." It wasn't the man of my dreams trying to seduce me. It was a piece of chocolate cake. FML

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You deserved it 537

By damnit - 16/10/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML

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You deserved it 4 261

By Anonymous - 18/08/2015 13:26 - United States - Manchester

Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 324

You deserved it 4 024

By xpxp2002 - 27/05/2009 09:48 - United States

Today, I dreamed that I met this beautiful girl at a restaurant and we ended up having lunch together. Everything was going perfect until the end when I tried to get her number and she wouldn't give it to me. I can't even get a girl in my dreams. FML

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You deserved it 6 602

By HeadTrauma - 20/01/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML

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You deserved it 7 011

Get out of here

By Cpt Colin - 03/01/2012 07:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML

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You deserved it 5 974

Freudian intensifies

By mouthwash - 11/11/2014 05:05 - United States - Gallipolis

Today, I had a dream where I was cuddling with a girl. She rolled over to face me, snuggled up into the crook of my neck, then muttered in disgust, "Ugh, your breath stinks!" Cock-blocked in my own dreams. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 737

You deserved it 4 607

By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 23:45 - United States

Today, my cousin and his fiancée took me to my first strip club experience. One of the strippers came over and danced for me. She pulled her thong string out and I tried to place the dollar in it with my mouth. I missed, to which she said "Put it in there, retard." FML

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You deserved it 34 608

berniro 14

Wednesday 31 August 2016 0:05

It's ok to feel like you're not ready for sex, or that you haven't found someone you feel comfortable enough around to have sex with. It's a big step in someone's life and it takes a lot of trust. It'll happen when the time is right, until then don't be ashamed or let anyone make you feel ashamed of it.

blairiofosterio1 10

Wednesday 31 August 2016 0:13

Why look at her racks, when you can have snacks?

Comments

Phats 10

Thursday 1 September 2016 1:46

It's natural, OP. You're thinking about stuff and it bubbles up in dreams. I only got my first kiss when I was 21. And right now I'm in an amazing, loving, vibrant and sexually-charged relationship. Good things come to those who wait...

Atmey 5

Thursday 1 September 2016 12:59

Welcome to the club, I'll be 30 in few months and didn't have sex yet.

Grisha_fml 18

Friday 2 September 2016 6:43

I'm 32 and I'm still a virgin. It's nothing to be ashamed of, in fact I see it as more of a self-control type of thing, so it's more of a virtue than a vice.

gunnerblaster 21

Friday 2 September 2016 22:50

Sounds like you'd prefer something meaningful versus random sex. I see nothing wrong with that and hope that you find someone who truly deserves you and makes you happy.

shinikageWolf 15

Saturday 3 September 2016 15:38

Who cares if you aren't having sex, you can still rub it in that you have a hot boyfriend (and people assume you're banging him)

SpectralTrix 7

Sunday 4 September 2016 16:04

@berniro doesn't that defeat the purpose of p*rn?

jvanevery 19

Sunday 4 September 2016 22:21

maybe you bat for the other team

Dyrtbagge_Skumme 1

Tuesday 6 September 2016 7:08

Have you ever wanted to kiss a guy? It's ok if you've never wanted to kiss a guy (or anyone). Have you heard of asexuality? I don't want to imply that you are asexual or that you might be, but I thought for ages that I was "supposed" to want to be with a guy, and it turns out I'm just ace. On the other hand, if you do want to be with a guy, then I hope you find a good one and that the two of you would be very happy together!

KittyKat168 8

Friday 9 September 2016 11:56

Sex isn't everything, OP! If you want it to happen, it will when you're ready :) Side note: you were probably Dream Stripper's favourite client if you took them out and fed them :3