Today, I jokingly went over to a an attractive female co-worker and said, "You look like you need a hug". She told me she wasn't feeling well and didn't want to be touched. No more than 30 seconds after our encounter, she ran to give one of our more attractive male co-workers a hug. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking down the hallway at work when I saw a coworker I hadn't talked to in a while. I went for a high-five as a friendly greeting, but she didn’t see me coming and instead awkwardly grabbed my hand like she was about to hold it. We both froze for a second, and then awkwardly sighed and practically ran away. FML
Today, at work, a weird old woman came up to me and told me that it's okay: being ugly isn't a choice, it's nothing to be ashamed of, and that it's what inside that counts. She then hugged me and walked away. FML
Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML
Today, I walked into the office bathroom and saw my manager in tears. I tried to comfort her and gave her a hug. Turns out, she wasn’t crying, she was having a sneezing fit, and looked horrified at my sympathy hug. FML
Today, while working at the bar, I had a beautiful woman squeeze my bicep and tell me I was in amazing shape. Instead of flirting like any normal human being, I awkwardly said, "Thanks…" and then walked away in shame. FML
Today, I went in for a hug with my friend, but she leaned in for a kiss on the cheek at the same time. What followed was a full-on awkward face collision where I ended up kissing her on the lips. We both stood there, staring at each other before I muttered, “Sorry, gross." She really took it personally. FML
Today, the girl that I fancy was sick and I offered to hug her, but she protested saying that she didn't want to get me sick. I told her, "If hugging you gets me sick, then I'll just have to deal with being sick." She gave me the biggest hug she could. I haven't stopped puking since. FML
Today, I told one of my coworkers that she looked really cute today. Later she sent an email to me and cc'd the entire office saying, "It really makes me feel uncomfortable when you say things like that to me. And I shouldn't have to feel that way at work." FML
Today, I was dared to stand and hold a sign saying, "Free Hugs." This girl I'd never seen before gave me a crushing hug and cried hysterically on my shoulder in the blazing afternoon sun. I couldn't get her off. FML
Today, I went into to shake a big wig's hand at work, and he went in for a hug. I couldn't pull my hand away fast enough, so I cupped his entire titty for at least 10 seconds. FML
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newstud 0
You are trying to cover up being horny by saying "jokingly". Maybe she actually needed some emotional comfort which she found in the other co-worker. Hope you dint have a hard on while you went for your "jokingly" hug.
tsktsktsk 0
Attention *****.
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bdogg 0
You're creepy. Deal with it... not by creeping on people. **** sakes.
letstrythis 0
You could probably get in trouble for sexual harassment for that. I wouldn't do it here...
nesj 0
Well, it could have been "I offered my co-worker a hug and she had me written up for sexual harassment. FML". It sounds like you got off fairly unscathed.
amy_shmamy 0
what a lame thing to say ugh
lara522 0
yes, #19, because that one woman makes all women ******. yeah, you sound like a really classy guy.
Elamdri 0
http://www.videosift.com/video/SNL-Sexual-Harassment-Training-Video
FlightlessTalk 0
aw. that's kind of sad. unless of course, you're just a horny douchebag. (and lmfao @ #13)
23232323 0
i had to register an acount and everything for this i dont know why everybody is being so mean about it i know how it feels for a girl to do something like that this girl i knew was like 'i really need a hug', i held my arms out not creepily at all, and she was like 'ew not you' that made me feel like shit
elina_fml 0
#52 - I'm sorry that happened to you... she sounds awful. Either that, or middle-school-aged.
Bubs_fml 0
Yeah, girls love to do that. Personally I'd rather be flat-out told that they find me worthless as a man. One girl convinced me that she "just wasn't interested in dating". She now complains to me about the asshole she started dating twenty four hours after saying that.