Today, my son proudly announced to me that he has been learning to cut out shapes at school, and that he'd cut out some ovals and wanted to show me. He showed me the pictures of Washington, Lincoln, Jefferson and Jackson, and their corresponding bills. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my son trying to carve a bong out of a watermelon. FML
Today, my son volunteered to help me cut out coupons. When I got to the register at the store, I noticed he'd cut off all the barcodes. FML
Today, my 4 year old son thought it was funny to put money in the shredder. He stuck over 500 dollars in it. FML
Today, after creating a swear jar for my son, I came back to find a $20 bill in it and him saying, "How much does that buy?" FML
Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML
Today, my first grade student apologized for cutting his bangs off in class, and explained that it was his mom's birthday and he had wanted to make her an origami flower. Out of his hair. FML
Today, my toddler proudly presented me a "beautiful drawing" he'd made... on my freshly painted living room wall. When I started to scold him, he said, "But I made it for YOU, Mommy!" Now I feel guilty for being mad at Picasso Jr, and having to paint over it. FML
Today, my 8-year-old son eagerly showed me a PowerPoint he made. It consisted of REALLY graphic and gory descriptions of a guy getting murdered, complete with pictures from the internet. He was laughing the whole time he was showing me this, and even set one of the images as his desktop background. FML
Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML
Today, I took my 4 year-old son to the bank with me. He asked why we were going, and I explained that I had a couple of checks that they would turn into money. When we got in line, he loudly exclaimed, "Mommy has checks for money!" Except "checks" sounded almost exactly like "sex." FML
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tounces7 28
Soooo....how exactly did he get ahold of your money? Having children I never leave that just laying around.
manb91gb 15
And they say you can't put a price on education...
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Comments (15)
Weslea Sanchez 12
50% of the bill is all you need, then you can go into any back and ask for a new bill. If its less than 50% then you will have to mail it in. I do it all the time with bills people are going to throw out and ask if I can have it.
tenniemo 20
If you have over half of the bill (and have the pieces all together) then you can take them to the bank and they will replace your cash.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
That's a federal offense! Tell him he can go to jail for that! Bet he'll never do it again. :D
IHaveThePower 18
1. Take the bills to the bank. Get your money back. 2. Provide construction paper for cutting. 3. If anything other than construction paper gets cut, no dessert for the night.
IantoJones_fml 30
Everyone here is correct: A bank will replace the money for you. Google it :)