Do you even lift, bro?

Anonymous - 11/08/2013 04:24 - United States

Today, while working out in the gym, I spotted a very attractive girl. I decided to pick up the heaviest dumbbell to show off how much I could curl. She ended up driving me to the hospital because I burst into tears after tearing up my bicep and deltoid. FML
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DeidaraAkatsuki 17

There are other ways to impress a girl than picking up some heavy weights, which you can't.

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lenamartinovic 13

At least you got a chance to spend time with her, even though you made a fool out of yourself!

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PrincessPinkyPie 6

There are so many otjer ways to impress girls

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PrincessPinkyPie 6

There are so many other ways to impress girls

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Kanpekiyo 5

How did you tear your deltoid doing a curl? I think you need to change your technique as well as your weight.

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Wakachulak 22

Well, he never said he actually got to the curl...

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FrankHotpants 31

Reminded me of the scene in Anchorman when he's curling in his office to impress Veronica.

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TheModernPatriot 14

Did you at least get her number?

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secretkeeper911 4

heaviest dumbbell for the biggest dumbass. YDI

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Dawnstempest 17

Me see pretty girl. Me thinks if me lift big rock, pretty girl like me. *Hrrrrrr* *Rippp* Me hurt, me need doctor.

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devilsnitemare9 8

Hey but either way u got her attention

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kurodansei 16

AMAZED I had to get down to 70 to find this comment.

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thatnucca 36

Any true lifter on or off steroids would deem that a very bad move...

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o_uhu_intrstng 4

how heavy was the weight? please tell me it was more than 20 pounds

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