Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. Things got kind of heated, so he decided to take off my bra. They cooled back down when a bug flew out. FML
Today, I tried to get my boyfriend's attention by taking my bra off and tossing it at him. He only put it on as a hat and kept playing his video games. FML
Today, at the end of a really long day my boyfriend was rubbing my back. I told him I appreciated how sensitive he was being. His response? "I was just trying to figure out how to unhook your bra." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. FML
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Top comments
Bluekaren16 19
He should have hid his face in between your breasts. That should release all of his frustrations.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Sounds like a cute guy with a sense of humor... Maybe show him how to do it once those things are completely overcomplicated
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Comments (243)
210tex 1
My first time I took it off with one hand it was easy to take off
RedPillSucks 33
Sorry, I thought that said "jack off". I'm thinking why someone would use two hands for that.
LuckyLynx7732 5
Thats just one of those stupid male pride things. If a guy can't get a bra off in 2.5 seconds he thinks he has failed as a man for some reason.
boofybluth 6
That's funny!! You should have taken it off for him lol
Im_MrSoloDolo 2
Wheres the fun is that
Redox127 7
Witnessing a woman take off her own clothes in front of you? I know lots of guys who would consider that very fun.
writergirl23 19
It probably just ruined the hots for him, it happens. That's what he would have been p*ssed off about, not you :)
sleepingrox 2
True i would have just taken it off for him
jod1980 0
Just needs the rub the thumb and forefinger together
freshaf_fml 3
First time eh?
mikeofthunder 13
It's always the small things that can make a man feel emasculated.. Whoever said women are weaker than men, ey?
ZeusWarrior 8
You can do it with one hand . It's not that hard ?? Seriously
KaylaDawnn 5
That's soo adorable. (:
kaikai12 0
I almost died when I read this .
THE_A_TEEN 28
Yeah...almost. Don't mind me trying to bludgeon you with a blunt object. It'll all be over soon...
dude1122332 9
Can I watch?