Love, Annoying and Cute: David Attenborough

David Attenborough

By types - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided he was going to narrate everything I do. I can't get him to stop. FML

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Comments

itsmelaura 1

Saturday 3 March 2012 1:11

At least he's paying attention to you!!:P

jdcg116 10

Saturday 3 March 2012 1:36

Waitl til the heat of the moment. Then narrate him in detail

Nwthatzfunny 9

Saturday 3 March 2012 1:41

dat would be fun

HogwartsDropout7 0

Saturday 3 March 2012 2:51

It's kind of like that movie called Stranger Than Fiction.

Mariaa5411 0

Saturday 3 March 2012 3:08

LMAO. That's funny.

Ramanda12 3

Saturday 3 March 2012 3:12

Keep him.

dpgft10 0

Saturday 3 March 2012 5:06

I could see him now "And she wrote on FML about me annoying her"

Girlygirl1226 7

Saturday 3 March 2012 5:13

Payback's a bitch:)

jackeechan 10

Saturday 3 March 2012 6:22

" and now shes goin for the tampon!"

bagelpie 6

Saturday 3 March 2012 6:37

And she is writing on FML... my boyfriend... Oh sorry

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