Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend. We'd just got our food when my dad walks in, comes up to our table and says, "I didn't say you could leave, you're too young to be dating him", then drags me out of the restaurant. We are both 15, and it was my first date. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was eating at a restaurant when a man came up to me and said, "You're pathetic for having lunch with someone that much older than you." My dad immediately got up and punched the man in the face. My fiancé's parents had to walk in the door right as it happened. FML
Today, I accidentally said "Yes Daddy” to my boyfriend while at dinner with his parents. They threw me out. My boyfriend did nothing to defend me. FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, I was told off by a random woman who said that I should be ashamed of myself for dating such an older man. I was having dinner with my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend for the first time. They spent the entire meal trying to convince him to dump me, all while I was sitting right next to him. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's father for the first time. We were at a restaurant and my bofriend kept playing footsie with me under the table. When my boyfriend excused himself to go to the restroom, the game of footsie was still going on. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. My dad took one look at him, sighed and said, "You deserve someone better. Someone who is responsible, and has their priorities straight in life." Beyond upset, I told my dad that I love him. My dad disgruntledly responded, "I was talking to him." FML
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HobsCrk 1
Make up your mind - was he your boyfriend or was it your first date?
MidnightBlossom 2
Ahhh, young love and first dates.
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Comments (234)
nikkinq 7
ydi for not asking daddy's permission.
flakitaa22 0
my dad, brother, and cousin followed me around "secretly" when I was on my first date. then i got home and got grounded by my dad even though i had my moms complete permission PLUS, we barely even touched hands because we knew they were watching... which is worse?
iDONTNO54 0
Do I even have to tell you? Hint: Yours. FYL
IWarnedYou 0
I'm from Illinois too =P
effarve 2
congrats your dad cares for your well being! you probably left out the part where you blatantly disobeyed him and went out anyway right? just a guess... in 10 years youll look back at this moment and call up your dad and say thanks, that kids a douchebag anyway.
insert_nam_here 6
because everyone thanks their dad for being a total dick when they were in high school
Badboy6 5
that suucks
Rosehart 10
My dad is just like that, I'm really glad he hasn't done anything like that yet
Larsyun 0
but i understand ur dad thinks. nice man~
itsbritneybixchh 0
haha wow really? my parents dont care where i go. since i was like 14. and now i can drive. hah fyl
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Okay, here's a tip. If you're going to use a fake photo, try not to use the most common one out there. Or maybe you could just be real; I suppose that'd work too.
rileynautumn 0
119 that's why you'll end up going nowhere in life and be knocked up before you're of age. grow up you little kids. dads right!
itsbritneybixchh 0
NOO WAYY! omigod how could you tell!!?? you must be god! (sarcasm since your obviously too STUPID to us fml. goshh.)
itsbritneybixchh 0
^that comment was at 300
itsbritneybixchh 0
okay 300 i changed it to a real pic of me. happy?! good.
bluebell707 13
DANG!
talensledge1 0
Your dad sounds like a total dick.
mag4dust 0
op is 15... and from my understanding didn't have permission to go out in the first place... how is her dad a dick???? he is just being a good father..
kaengelangeleyes 9
He was taking care of his daughter. A man who would let his daughter date so young without any qualms about it would be a dick.