Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend. We'd just got our food when my dad walks in, comes up to our table and says, "I didn't say you could leave, you're too young to be dating him", then drags me out of the restaurant. We are both 15, and it was my first date. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was eating at a restaurant when a man came up to me and said, "You're pathetic for having lunch with someone that much older than you." My dad immediately got up and punched the man in the face. My fiancé's parents had to walk in the door right as it happened. FML
Today, I accidentally said "Yes Daddy” to my boyfriend while at dinner with his parents. They threw me out. My boyfriend did nothing to defend me. FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, I was told off by a random woman who said that I should be ashamed of myself for dating such an older man. I was having dinner with my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend for the first time. They spent the entire meal trying to convince him to dump me, all while I was sitting right next to him. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's father for the first time. We were at a restaurant and my bofriend kept playing footsie with me under the table. When my boyfriend excused himself to go to the restroom, the game of footsie was still going on. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. My dad took one look at him, sighed and said, "You deserve someone better. Someone who is responsible, and has their priorities straight in life." Beyond upset, I told my dad that I love him. My dad disgruntledly responded, "I was talking to him." FML
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HobsCrk 1
Make up your mind - was he your boyfriend or was it your first date?
MidnightBlossom 2
Ahhh, young love and first dates.
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Comments (234)
lilkeykey14 5
at least your dad accepts the fact that you have a boyfriend. i'm sixteen and i've never been able to keep a boyfriend because they all get creeped out when my mom calls them my "special friend". suffice to say i've never been on a date because, after seeing the hangover, my mom is afraid that, someway, somehow, i'll end up in las vegas naked, in a trunk
Calivale 7
wow get over it ! I am gonna be a senior and I can barely talk to guys! so stop complaining...
happysmartg 5
that sucks, but if he told you not to go, you shouldnt have went.
razucc 5
gotta listen to the rents. they're boss. by the sound of it u weren't mature enough either.
179jfkla 2
my first date was at the local coffe shop unfortunately the employees know my family and snitched next time we went there
OhBRiTTiEbaby 0
well looks like you're going to have to wait until you're 18 hahahahaha!
musicislife1415 0
oh parents. imagine havin Indian parents! it's worse!
butterflyz1961 2
#36. I pretty sure she not be getting any **** at the age of 15 anyway.
butterflyz1961 2
#91. Your parent's couldn't have been too strict if they let you go out with an 18 year old when you were just 15.
butterflyz1961 2
#318. I actually thanked my mom for being very strict on me when I was a teenager, because if she hadn't been that way I would have been a big bag of mess.