Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend. We'd just got our food when my dad walks in, comes up to our table and says, "I didn't say you could leave, you're too young to be dating him", then drags me out of the restaurant. We are both 15, and it was my first date. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was eating at a restaurant when a man came up to me and said, "You're pathetic for having lunch with someone that much older than you." My dad immediately got up and punched the man in the face. My fiancé's parents had to walk in the door right as it happened. FML
Today, I accidentally said "Yes Daddy” to my boyfriend while at dinner with his parents. They threw me out. My boyfriend did nothing to defend me. FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, I was told off by a random woman who said that I should be ashamed of myself for dating such an older man. I was having dinner with my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend for the first time. They spent the entire meal trying to convince him to dump me, all while I was sitting right next to him. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's father for the first time. We were at a restaurant and my bofriend kept playing footsie with me under the table. When my boyfriend excused himself to go to the restroom, the game of footsie was still going on. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. My dad took one look at him, sighed and said, "You deserve someone better. Someone who is responsible, and has their priorities straight in life." Beyond upset, I told my dad that I love him. My dad disgruntledly responded, "I was talking to him." FML
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HobsCrk 1
Make up your mind - was he your boyfriend or was it your first date?
MidnightBlossom 2
Ahhh, young love and first dates.
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Comments (234)
celestialrose 0
Year old? Yes. Is it likely? No
GetTheFuckOut 7
So I'm guessing fifteen is the new eighteen? Lawls.
JeanetteDevyn 4
My mom and dad did the exact same thing...
omg36 7
That's stupid lol this is why im glad my dads in jail for drug abuse and not paying for anything. -.- and in case you couldn't tell that was totally sarcastic. Be glad your dad loves you.
RomanBeauty 0
How is he your boyfriend if its your first date?
ywolfgl 21
Restraining order on dad. Do it
djsammyc 19
my dad would be sitting outside with his hunting truck and equipment with a dead buck in the back and a sign that says hell hunt him if he hurts me:
anonymous100000 17
you are young. and he reserves the right to do that. YDI.
prettygurl89 16
He's right. 15 is too young to date.
Rammer3500 23
If its your first date he isn't your boyfriend... He's your date...