Dad jokes

By phoenix101 - 16/05/2011 05:40

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML
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FlashBurn 13

Wow, that's a poor sense of humor. Tell her to grow up and take a joke.

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chrisg2001 3

I see the humor but common man.

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sassypants93 17

Maybe he was saying it's common.

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vee3531 0

lol love it!! it's something my bf would do if I was to ever say that.... fail on her part for getting mad, if u were my bf I'd lmao and throw you on the bed, spice shit up right then and there

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galacticstorm 6

that's funny op, she should learn to take a joke lol

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Monii_Harlz 11

shame!! can't she take a joke? I mean I find that hilarious xD

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CharleneW 0

This sounds like something my hobby would do. It's pretty funny IMO. Op's gf needs to relax.. sometimes just throwing in a little humour/playfulness is enough to spark up a little romance and variety. Although, you need to have a sense of humour for it to work.

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Nicola_Ellis18 0

That story made my day! Not gonna lie!

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lmaoatall 6

your plan would have worked, but you blew it when you pulled out the mrs.dash!

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mrmerino 0

would you like curry powder in your naughty bits?

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