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Crotch shot

Today, I got kicked in the crotch by a horse in my backyard. I don't own a horse. FML

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LedZeppelin1109 0

Horses are mainstream, I ride giraffes.

Souners 3

Sarah Jessica Parker was in your backyard?

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SmilersBoy 0

LOL u should have known not to get near it duh

Mackenzie99 6

Um how exactly did you manage that aha

crazyfella 0

Hahahaaha u do now:D

Redd_Hyperion 3

You don't own a horse, but that horse owned YOU

doorsfan35 0

so why did you go up to the strange horse??

Timmeeh 17

While I'm sure that's extremely painful for a woman, consider it a small mercy that you aren't male.

stormchaser24 24

This was on adult swim last night lol. But she was kicked in the head. Lol. Fyl.

SuperBritty23 7

Funny... I just lost my horse... And guess what?! Hi.

AkshaySauce 5

Nobody else finds it strange that she lives in New York?

uncookedyew 4

There are other city's in new York state..

KiddNYC1O 20

There are horses in New York, let alone ranches.