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Crotch shot

Today, I got kicked in the crotch by a horse in my backyard. I don't own a horse. FML

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Horses are mainstream, I ride giraffes.

Sarah Jessica Parker was in your backyard?

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Your conversational partner has disconnec...oh. you don't own it.

bobbycorwen 5

I was quoting South Park. Geez.

What the hell are you talking about?

yungstamp2012 0

Glue factory!

Haha I ride horses.

Maybe tomorrow you will be spit on my a random llama

112 you just fail at life

how did you not realize that there was a horse in your backyard? are you blind?

Umm.... Dude, whaaaat?

It's the body-less horseman

If you really got kicked by a horse, especially in the crotch, then you probably don't have use of them anymore.