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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Crotch shot
Today, I got kicked in the crotch by a horse in my backyard. I don't own a horse. FML
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LedZeppelin1109 0
Horses are mainstream, I ride giraffes.
Souners 3
Sarah Jessica Parker was in your backyard?
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ninjuh_wingman 29
I think maybe you should wonder how a horse got in your backyard.
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
I wouldn't care how it got in, free horse for me FTW!
Cashtangoteam 10
OP is goin to have trouble having children
tehrealone 6
The OP is a female... I don't understand
The_Troller 14
Who cares how it got there, just be glad you have it. Free dinner for weeks!
Damn_Hippster 11
Well if you are ever talking to a sexual predator on the internet make sure you say that you own a horse!
DynamicDave 11
A good supply of glue to be had for all your arts and crafts projects!
FranzFerdinand 18
1- Unless he's too busy writhing in pain, of course.
AdamBasebal69 0
That's why you don't try to Walk Like Berney in front of a horse.
chillyCholo 5
Kick it in it's crotch
hoodasswhitekid 0
I ride a kukaroo.
humorizer 14
@42: Yes, because the fact that females don't have genitals rolling around majestically in that area means they're immune to getting hit by horses. "Today, a gorilla punched me in my chest while I was sunbathing in my pool. FML." 'What?! I don't get it. I thought OP was a male.'
margie2194 12
Hangover 3?
BlueConverse 7
nasty
GingerKid14 3
Sucks, bro
LedZeppelin1109 0
Horses are mainstream, I ride giraffes.
CuteDumBlonde64 11
*Hipster Alert*
nixter5 18
I used to to ride horses, but then I took an arrow to--**** it, I'm getting so tired of this.
flockz 19
"save a horse, ride a flockz!!" what you guys never heard that song before? it's underground so you guys should like it.
The_Troller 14
I ride a rhinocerous around. Problem?
xcowboys 0
Please refrain from over-used skyrim guard quotes. Thank you.
4rmMiami 4
It has nothing to do with the post but I love classic rock also!!!!
skeezle 0
Giraffes wouldn't even exist if Chuck Norris didn't uppercut a horse.
CoolRainbowdash 15
I ride zebras
DKjazz 20
I ate pizza before it was cool..
MyMilkShake2Yard 0
I ride your mom, sorry I just had to do it, that's what said said , damn it I can't help it
bitchslapped22 14
I rode to town on an ass.... Yo momma's ass! *BLACK JESUS*
imthatcool 0
Haha nice yo What do you do on a giraffe anyways
soccerguy2 11
I ride anything I can find, and I mean ANYTHING.
sr101998 0
124- even your mom? Jkjk I'm not that mean
j_cat187 19
Save a horse; ride a bitch.
GalicZ0ul 0
I ride charzards ;D
alissabetancourt 0
Save a horse , Ride a cowboy.
DoomSkuller 28
I ride a flying puple hippo which wears a top hat, poops rainbows as it flies and vomits cartoon hearts upon my enemies
Souners 3
Sarah Jessica Parker was in your backyard?
bobbycorwen 5
Transvestite Donkey Witch.
MaskingTape 2
I thought that exact thought.
bobbycorwen 5
No one likes South Park.
DrDilllonReese 12
33- most people would disagree with that statement.
bobbycorwen 5
75 - Apparently not. I was thumbed down for my quote from South Park and the other comment was sarcasm. 78 - For quoting South Park?
FMLucky 5
Hahahahhahaha I wish you were my best friend
ladyLALAA 28
It was family guy!
biasedshooter 24
I think the horse owned you
instnt1nfction 17
"hey look a horse" ***** punt*
DarkHelmet 10
More than owned that horse made him its bitch
cutielilangel 8
...and that's where my horse went.
marpay 11
Horses can be seriously evil. They look all pretty and kind; but then when you least expect it they kick you or buck you right off their back.
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
If someone hopped on my back and expected me to give them a ride I would knock them off too. :P
construction 7
It's just like us men, we let you ride us maybe once or twice .... But more than that we'll just boot ya off and out the door : )
KiddNYC1O 20
Then stop surprising them, #6.
markrs 0
30: if someone hopped on my back and wanted to ride me... ;p
Awsumuzzie 12
48, you have rules for girls that ride? You tool. That just shows that you're lying. I doubt you're too good looking for that.
Ecklcakes 15
I think OP was lucky not to be a guy...would have resulted in broken "equipment".
assgas 0
NICE!
ChloeC926 9
Thats not true! They CAN be but they r not usually! Some r mean cuz they have had bad experiences with ppl or have been abused!! >:(
sakforduc 0
Did u tell the horse u were bigger and then proved it? I heard a joke like that somewhere.
Katastrophe101 8
OP is a girl. :)
ashleytwinkle 0
Your stupid..
clcbjj31 0
The pot is calling the kettle black. You're stupid.
supercrack11 1
It's kinda long but I know what your talking snot ifs funny
Justforlolz 14
51 is the reason why facepalms were invented.
Babyseal420 7
Could be worse. You could have been a guy.
marpay 11
Getting kicked in the crouch hurts for women as well.
Babyseal420 7
I don't doubt it. Being kicked by a horse anywhere would hurt, I'm just trying to make OP feel better. *hands OP ice pack*
mea_iloveskiing 26
Why so blue?
KiddNYC1O 20
It could hurt for women as well but he said it could be worse if op were a guy. I'm sure it hurts more getting dropped kicked on the sack.
DarylAndrew 2
58- it might hurt you but for me it feels like the worlds going to end
WCARlover 34
You're acting like it wouldve been better if it were your own horse...
ty1992_farmlife 12
I know from experience showing and raising steers, that whether it be a horse, a steer or a calf.. it still hurts like hell, hurts guys more than if a girl got kicked in the crouch. Not saying it wouldn't hurt a girl, jus that it would hurt guys more.
WCARlover 34
I bet that's true
ty1992_farmlife 12
It's the cute little calves you gotta worry about, they are full of energy!
The_Troller 14
I've been kicked in the knee once. Not fun. I feel sympathy either way, because even if it's not in the crotch it still hurts like a bitch.
ty1992_farmlife 12
Agreed!
Jason199615 0
Go back and give it a carrot?